“I haven't shaved my legs!” is a
battle cry I have heard over the years. Not in a long ass time but it
is something I have heard in the past when it was not business time
and I was just enjoying the fact that a lady allowed me to touch her
legs. Not once in the time I ever got the opportunity to touch a lady
leg did I think “Gee, I really hope she shaved her legs or else
this shit is over!” Not. Once. Know why? Because I am a grown ass
man and lady legs are the fucking bomb. For anyone new to this blog
or my life I like legs. It is not a make or break thing for me but I
appreciate the fuck out of a pair of legs whether they have been
shaved or not. Right now best legs belong to Ashanti. Fight me. She
can cornrow her leg hair and I would not care. I know that there are
guys out there that will not go near a woman that has not shaved her
legs or are turned off by some leg stubble but I am not one of them.
I give no fucks. Check my pockets. No fucks. Guess why? Grown ass
man.
Over time women have used all kinda
crazy shit to get rid of leg hair. Tweezers, pumice stones, beeswax
and sugar based waxes, walnut oil, bandages soaked in ammonia that
came from cat pee, animal teeth, vinegar, lasers, and back in the day
radiation. Straight up shit that made Godzilla women were using to
get rid of some shit that is just gonna grow back. Yeah, lasers help
get rid of it but its not like you go one time and its all done
forever. I used to see these hair removal commercials on TV where
women would marvel at their newly smooth skin. They weren't that
hairy to begin with. Like lotion commercials where the folks aren't
even ashy first. Bath with some Irish Spring, air dry, then show me
that lotion application. To me not shaving your legs as a form of
protest means nothing to me. Most protests are fleeting. “I am sick
of shaving my legs to fit into social norms! Burn the machine! No
more shaving!” Yeah...but nah. You're gonna shave something. I'm
just saying for guys if you won't date a woman because of her body
hair then chances are you will want a divorce when she farts. It's
just hair. Deal with it.
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