Showing posts with label Miami. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miami. Show all posts

Friday, July 24, 2015

Cop/Porn Actress


This cute ass cop in Miami is in trouble for possibly doing porn while still being a cop. Sabine Raymonvil has said while being investigated that she did it before joining the force eight years ago. I have looked up some images from her films for...research.

She looks better as a cop than a porn actress. I'm not sure how much porn you've watched but Black chicks tend to wear a ton of makeup and only take care of the front of their hair. Next thing you know their weave moves and their roots look like mine. Its not cute and I am rambling. The biggest problem with her besides possibly losing her career because she likes to bang on film and bad wigs is the company she keeps.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Only In Florida 4


Crime in Miami is tired of attacking people the good old fashioned way. Fists? What is this? 1998?! Its all about smacking folks with penis now. During a home invasion robbery a 31 year old woman was slapped by a dick when she refused to fork over cash. This all started when her father in law opened the door at 3am and the criminals forced their way in. Wait. What?


First off, if someone is knocking on my door at 3 in the morning they are wasting their time. They can be screaming about free cookies and I'm still not opening the door. Second, why is a 31 one year old staying with their father in law? It ain't the holidays! This is all weird. Oh, wait. Florida. Nevermind. Got it. So these two guys come in, get past this ineffective dude, and aim a gun at the woman's head and scream “Bitch, where is the money?!”