Sonic The Hedgehog Is Felix The Cat

When I was little and we'd go and pick my mother up from work we would go past this Chevrolet dealership that had this giant Felix the Cat as their pitchman. Not really sure why. Its not like when I think of cars I picture a crazy ass cat that has a purse that he can pull anything out of. I wasn't a huge fan or anything but I liked seeing it whenever we drove by.

Rosscast Episode 281: I Fart In Your General Direction

In this episode I talk about my fun weekend relaxing (or my version of it), getting cereal, movie spoilers, get interrupted by a Black pirate named Fabion, and discuss two Only In Florida stories involving a fart turning into a knife fight and an alligator foiling an escape. Click here to download this and previous Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

Parents Failing Hard 4

I think the state of Texas is getting pissed off that Florida has been hogging all the crazy and bad decision making. If you had a kid, let’s say a little boy about 14 years old, and he was shot. What would you do? Surely you would rush to the hospital and get that bullet removed or at least make sure you kid didn’t bleed out. Nope. Not if you’re Deborah Tagle of Santa Fe, Texas! If you’re her you head straight to the internet!

Tagle could be charged with a felony for waiting a while to take her son to the hospital after he was shot because he and his friend decided that guns were fun and something you should be aiming at one another. So moments later he was shot in the thigh because he didn’t have enough holes in his body and liked to whistle when he ran. So he let his mom know and she ran to WebMD to see what she should do.

Dante Bitches About Maxim Hot 100 2013

Once again Maxim has released their Hot 100 list. And of course I disagree with this nonsense. Now before I rage I know that this list is a joke. It has to be. These people slap together this list a day or two before it is set to be published and we’re supposed to take it seriously. It’s a joke. Ha. Funny list this is. As I look at a lot of the names on here it is a pedophiles wet dream. When did looking like a woman go out of style? Where's there some meeting that I missed? Because I didn't get the memo!

Rosscast Episode 280: Man Bites Dog

In this episode I talk about the rainy weather, my weekend, a Shit Just Got Real featuring a dog biting a woman’s nose off, a Dude What The Fuck? with a woman tearing her man’s nuts, and Tha O Show featuring special guest Pretty Ricky of Doom Mates fame…meaning my fame on my site. Click here to download this and previous Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

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Dante Bitches About People Magazine Most Beautiful Woman

Rosscast Episode 279: Choppy Choppy Blendy Blendy

In this episode I talk about Spiderman stealing money on Hollywood Blvd., Bad Parent Of The Week who may be the worst parent to ever exist, and a Bitches Be Crazy follow up to a woman chopping and blending her husbands penis. Click here to download this and previous Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

Too Chunky To Cheer?

You show me a woman without issues with their body and I'll show you a toddler. I know its hard to be a chick and have assholes like me calling you a chick. Well, saying woman takes too long and you have to be above the age of 30 and have form of self respect for me to use that term seriously anyway. Plus, saying chick rules. There's this cheerleader for Oklahoma City Thunder named Kelsey Williams that has been blasted by a writer for suggesting she may be “too chunky” to cheer.

“Williams has been criticized by some folks in Oklahoma for having 'pudginess' around her waistline. Is this chick 'too chunky' to be a cheerleader?” the writer, Claire Crawford who is a blogger and whose opinion matters just about as much as mine added “But if she's comfortable wearing that tiny outfit and dancing for NBA fans, then good for her” Crawford said. “Besides...not every man likes women to be toothpick skinny.”

Dante Saves You: Doomed Mission Edition

We all like to think that we are heroes. We like to believe that if there were some major shit going down that we would place our hand on someone’s shoulder from behind and step in front of everyone and take charge of the situation. So many great stories start with someone giving the thumbs up or saying “I got this” and saving the day. But in real life? Nope. Pants change colors and cheeks get wet.

No matter how much of a badass we think we are, sometimes we get sent on missions that have a success rate of ass. So I will try and teach you how to make it out alive in this Doomed Mission Edition. The good thing about these types of missions is that there will be about five people that you can use as shields to ensure your survival. Usually the Blacker. Hey! I didn’t make the rules.

Rosscast Episode 278: Don't You Know Who I Am?

In this episode I talk about Cinnamon Toast Crunch nightmares, my busy weekend, Game of Thrones, Dr. Who, falling in love, combative hobos, Black people loving the back of the bus, and a Bitches Be Crazy featuring a drunk Reese Witherspoon. Click here to check out this and past Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!