I think we have found our mother of the year! 29 year old mother/stripper Bobbey Jo Boucher did not have time to talk to police about her missing daughter and cops arrested her goofy ass. She is cute in a damaged kinda way. Her 10 year old daughter was left at a barbecue while Bobbey went to work because laps aren't gonna dance themselves. A few hours later the girls grandmother called police because she hadn't come back home yet. When the police called to speak to her she told them “I have to get on stage” and hung up. When cops got her ass she said that she didn't hang up and that she transferred the call. Since she was being goofy the police couldn’t enter her daughters information into the missing children database. The girl was found around 9pm later that night while Bobbey was arrested and charged with misdemeanor obstruction. She got out after posting $663 in bail. I bet that child was better off running the streets than having another example of a terrible young mother. Oh, and I forgot to mention this was in Florida. This story was so silly I assumed that you would all know that. Or because of her name. I didn't know that name was still around. It's like finding someone named Pearl or Cletus.
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Up in Northern California this teacher named Krista Hodges is sick of her damned students and she isn't afraid to let people know using her Twitter account. While she has not been fired she is going to be “disciplined” which means she will likely be moved to another school because its harder to fire a teacher than it is for me to have a healthy relationship. That's pretty hard. Between April and June of this year she tweeted that some of the kids in her class “make my trigger finger itchy” as well as saying she wanted to stab some students and pour coffee on others. I wonder what warrants each of these. Maybe talking too much gets a stabbing while not turning in homework gets you Folgers in your face. Hodges says she regrets sending the tweets and says she didn't expect anyone to take them seriously...because she's a silly person. I swear, if you're in school you already have to worry about being shot by students or fucked by teachers. Now you gotta worry about teachers wanting to get your ass.
Saturday, August 30, 2014
Ross Farms where they care about...you, Becky and Lisbeth reenact Full Metal Jacket, Batman and Bane do a scene from Pulp Fiction, and Mickey “Staircase” Strombone had a business proposition for you. Oh! This is stupid. Click here for this and past I Hate This Show.
Friday, August 29, 2014
Clarence W. Hairston, 58, of Upper Darby, Pennsylvania just might be one of the shittiest uncles alive. He was pulled over by police when they noticed his car driving kinda bad and got quite a surprise when the car finally stopped. In his hand Clarence was holding a 25oz can of beer and in his lap was his 9 year old nephew. Oh, and in the backseat was an 8 year old. “The vehicle had stopped in the middle of the road and then was accelerating and braking. When it turned the corner onto Littlecroft, it struck a parked car. There was an 8-year-old boy on his lap steering the vehicle and another boy, a 9-year-old, in the back seat jumping around. When the car finally stopped, the little boys got out and the driver gets out with the can of beer in his hand” said Delaware County Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. Clarence had all the signs of someone being drunk as shit and told the cop that he himself was a cop. “It's not right to jam up another cop” he said while he reeked of booze. He refused to take a Breathalyzer test and got slapped with reckless endangerment, endangering the welfare of a child, DUI, and permitting an unauthorized person to drive a car. He's being held on $15,000 bail. “The guy is a total moron, it's the best way to describe him” Chitwood said. I agree so hard I think I pulled a muscle.
After years of trying I managed to find the segments of Adam Carolla's old show from when he was on terrestrial radio and I made appearances. The first clip is from when I called into Kevin & Bean last week but the rest are all from April till June of 2006. I had a lot of fun doing those episodes and its just weird to hear how nervous I used to sound knowing thousands of people were hearing me. Click here for this and past I Hate This Show.
Thursday, August 28, 2014
It's one thing to try to burn your ex boyfriends house down. It's another to waste a pound of perfectly good bacon to do it! 32 year old Cameo Adawn Crispi of Utah that likely has very hippie parents called and texted her ex to let him know that she put some bacon over his burner and left it on. The ex called cops and told them he wanted this bacon burning broad out of his house and when they showed up smoke was coming out. On the floor was hot coals around an open wood stove (whatever the hell that is) as well as the bacon. When arrested Cameo (word up!) had a blood alcohol level of 0.346. That is high as fuck! She is heading to court in October and faces burglary, arson, and whatever other charges they can throw at her. Hopefully unlawful waste of bacon based products is a thing. She is kinda cute though the same way most crazy chicks are. Its science. Her hair situation can be helped though. I hope they arrested her right out of the shower because her hair is as greasy as that delicious pound of bacon she wasted. Damn, I am so hungry for bacon right now. I can't believe she is 32 though. I see how drunk these people are in stories and wonder how much alcohol ages folks. Okay. Now she isn't as cute as she was a few sentences ago. The longer I look the angrier I get that she wasted so much bacon. Sentence: death by potato!
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is all the rage right now but I doubt many people who are now doing it know exactly what it is or even what they are even doing the challenge for. Like most things that are the rage, like that Harlem Shake stuff that happened a while back, people see it and want to tape themselves doing it for views, not the cause. I've always known ALS as Lou Gehrig's Disease. Here's a description of what ALS is and how it effects people.
“Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), often referred to as 'Lou Gehrig's Disease,' is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the brain and the spinal cord. Motor neurons reach from the brain to the spinal cord and from the spinal cord to the muscles throughout the body. The progressive degeneration of the motor neurons in ALS eventually leads to their death. When the motor neurons die, the ability of the brain to initiate and control muscle movement is lost. With voluntary muscle action progressively affected, patients in the later stages of the disease may become totally paralyzed.” Source ALSA.org.
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Martha Dreher is not taking shit from kids anymore. This 57 year old Texan babysitter, which also happens to be the most depressing sentence I've ever written, pleaded not guilty to the house of the family she was babysitting for on fire. There are four children, two girls and twins boys who are 5, but she was just watching the boys at their mother's house while the girls were with their dad on vacation. That already sounds kinda honked up. She says went to the house around 9 at night to get some popcorn and that she never saw a fire. Perhaps she didn't know that security cameras were recording her dumb ass and she is seen leaving the house 25 minutes later. A boy noticed the fire when he got home and said that whoever set it started it in the girls rooms as if life works like a cartoon and fire stays where you started it.
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“It was definitely a vendetta against the two girls. Before I left, she had taken the girls clothes shopping, and she said that it was horrible, that my oldest had been very disrespectful to her and she didn't think it was a good match and she probably didn't want to do this anymore” the father of the girls said. Martha still says she didn't start the fire but did say to police the girls were “out of control, lacking respect for her and having disciplines issues.” You know, maybe the girls knew some shit wasn't right with the babysitter. Sometimes you can just tell that someone is off their rocker like “This woman look like she’d set us on fire if she could…” This is the tale of a woman who should be getting close to returning but instead spends time watching kids that she hates so much that she decided to clean their rooms with fire. I mean, look at that mugshot. Does that look like the face of a woman that has any more shits to give about anything?
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Teachers these days are getting it in! And by it I mean students penises. I got two stories. The first involves a 28 year old teacher named Jennifer Caswell who is being charged with a lot of things including second degree rape of a 15 year old student. Police caught the former English teacher in a hotel room with the student. She quit her job back in April when these allegations first happened. There wasn't hard evidence against Jennifer at first until her goofy ass was busted in the hotel room. This picture that I am showing is the one that has been floating around the most but I found her mugshot and she looks way different. I'll get to that in a moment. I think we are getting to a point where teachers are going to be replaced with robots shaped like squares so that they can't be sexualised in any sense.
“Things that raised kind of an eyebrow. People seeing a teacher alone with a child may or may not be anything. It could just be innocent contact. The child said nothing's going on, she's just a nice teacher” Harmon County Assistant District Attorney Eric Yarborough said. Fast forward to Jennifer and her student being caught in a Best Western. The found out that they had been having lots of sex including twice at school.
Friday, August 22, 2014
This 17 year old girl from Tennessee was suspended for saying bless you to a fellow student in class. Well, when you say it like that it sounds kinda crazy, right? As usual there's more to it than that. There's a teacher at Dyer County High School that doesn't play that shit and sent Kendra Turner to the principal's office where she sat for the rest of the day. She wasn't sent home. Her mother didn't come and get her and have a conference. She went to the fucking office and sat. “She said that we're not going to have godly speaking in her class, and that's when I said we have a constitutional right” Kendra said. Eventually Kendra's parents met with school leaders and the teacher who gave her the “suspension” who said that Kendra was being disruptive and aggressive.
The teacher had already had a posted list of words that she didn't want used in her class which I'll get into later. But it clearly shows “bless you” as being one of the things she didn't want said in her class. Kendra felt differently and said it was her constitutional right to say bless you because she is 17 and 17 year old's are dumb as shit. I've been learning the constitution (click here to check that nonsense out) and shit isn't as cut and dry as people want you to believe. Kids are wearing shirts that say bless you on them in support of a girl who didn't really get suspended!
Thursday, August 21, 2014
What? A brother can't get no trim? 53 year old William McDaniel was arrested this past weekend because he called the police to report that a stripper would not have sex with him. I wish I could see what the stripper looked like. He paid her $350 for a private dance which she stopped when McDaniel started getting all happy hands on her. He didn't realize that soliciting for sex was against the law when he should have realized that you can take a chick out on a date and pay half that and get some action. I watched Hookers At The Point and was shocked to find out how cheap it was to get laid. This guy didn't and now he is in jail for being multiple stupid. I can't wait for this 911 call to be released and hearing a 53 year old man trying to explain to police that he wanted a stripper arrested for not having sex with him. Maybe you expect sex at a place called Sagebrush Sam's Exotic Dance Club.
So this morning I got stuck in a World Star Hip Hop hole. WSHH is a site that has videos of music, random shit, and mostly fighting. Just all kinds of fighting. Men versus men, women versus women, men versus women, kids versus kids, people versus animals, whatever you're looking for. I've written before on what I learned watching Youtube fights. Now its time for Five Things I Learned Watching World Star Hip Hop (or WSHH because fuck all that writing). Now let's sit back and hope no advanced species ever discovers this website.
No One Knows How To Block
When I see a fight start and someone has their hands to their side or god forbid in the pockets I think “Why don't you just pull your pants down, bend over, and present yourself?” Who taught people how to fight? Every punch is a haymaker and yes while those are effective chances are you'll throw a wild ass swing and leave yourself wide open to ass kinda shenanigans. You're not Roy Jones Jr. so holding one hand up and swinging the other at your side just looks silly. So stop that.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
This is the image of a woman who ran out of fucks to give. 57 year old math teacher Kathleen Jardine lives in the danger zone in a world that involves drinking, driving, cabbing, drinking, teaching, and more drinking. You can just imagine her going “What're you lookin' at, ya sonuvabitch?” Class started at Poston Butte High School in Tan Valley when Jardine started cursing at the students. They called for security instead of filming her like kids these days are supposed to and she was rounded up. She admitted to them that she had been drinking the night before. And the morning before school. Oh, and during the school day because the party don't stop till the panties drop. When her blood alcohol level was checked it was .205, almost three times the legal limit for driving. I point that out because of her actions from the previous night. You know how I mentioned that she was drinking the night before school? Well...
The night before she was pulled over by cops for drunk driving and had her car impounded. She actually took a cab to work because of this, and well, the fact that she was drunk as shit. She has been charged with public consumption of alcohol and can get disorderly conduct charges as well. The school won't say what they are gonna do with her but I suggest party. It turns out that she has been canned for this before back in 2011 when she showed up drunk in a New Mexico school.
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Morgan Freeman has a special deal for you. Bane and Batman reenact Training Day. Bad music. Just nonsense. You probably shouldn't even listen to this. It'll rot your brain.Click here for this and previous I Hate This Show. But you probably shouldn't.
Kiyoshi and I have recently released another series of books. Actually its two stories in one. So far I have released four stories and it would be awesome if you all would share this link and/or buy and read my stuff. Let me know what you think. That would be groovy. They are available on Smashwords as well as Amazon. All links are below.
Veterans Day/Kilo Sierra Echo
Two great books in one: VETERANS DAY and KILO SIERRA ECHO Veterans Day: Kendra Hecksford was born into a family of Marines. When selected to “the program” she assumed that she would continue her family's tradition. Little did she know that she would be a part of something that would change the name of the arms race forever. Human weapons created to exhibit human potential at its finest.