A 16 year old girl named Lanna Hamann
died of a heart attack. All of the reports are saying that 16 is such
a young age to die of a heart attack. I think any age is too young
for your heart to explode. I thought my brother dying of a heart
attack at 32 sucked and I can't even imagine someone dying at 16 for
no reason. But there is a reason. Too many energy drinks.
I used to power down any energy drink
that you put in front of me years ago. When I worked at the porn shop
I was in charge of ordering supplies including the food. I would
drink Red Bull, Monster, Rockstar, NOS, 5 Hour Energy, Full Throttle,
and Street King. I know I am leaving some out. I knew that they
weren't good to me like a lot of other shit I put into my body. You
put what you want into your body and I'll put what I want into mine.
Maybe if you're lucky I'll put myself into your body.
“Anything can happen at any time, and
it was so unexpected” one of her friends said. Not really when you
consider that her friends and family openly admit that she loved
energy drinks and drank them all the time. While in Mexico chilling
on the beach and pounding energy drinks she said that she wasn't
feeling well and ended up dying at the hospital. Hell, I expect
someone to die from just walking into a hospital in Mexico let alone
if you have an actual reason to go.
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| Science created it, science shall try to destroy it. |
If you still want to talk to me later
and are afraid of being offended, you should check out now and stop
reading.
Oh, you son of a bitch! Whah! Someone
died from making a stupid decision! Whah! No one cares about this
girls health enough to have told her to calm the fuck down with the
energy drinks! Everyone knows that these things make your heart speed
the fuck up. That's what they do! You feel tired and instead of
resting you decide to take something to pick up the pace. Some try
coffee, some try pills, some chew leaves because they're all holistic
and shit, and others grab a can of devil's piss and start kicking
through the walls of reality.
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| Manergy!!! |
Why is it that when people make bad
decisions everyone has to pay for it? This isn't like when you slap a
warning on a lawnmower because someone thought that they could clean
it while the blades were still running. If I had a friend that was
like “I have to drink this Red Bull everyday or else I'll go
crazy!” I'd tell them to not be a stupid person. If they decided
that they wanted to keep on doing it, that's on them. At 16 you have
somewhat of a grasp of what is okay to eat and what isn't. That's
about it. Other than that at 16 you're pretty much functionally
retarded. But you know what these drinks do and what will happen if
you drink them like water. Speaking of which...
Remember that chick that drank water
for concert tickets on a radio station and died from the shit? No one
went around screaming about banning water, just stupid contests.
People were surprised that you could die from drinking too much
water. Really? They need to just make a universal label that goes on
food that says “Too much of anything is bad. Idiot.”
Now this girls family is trying to get
her body shipped to Arizona because its still in Mexico. Let me tell
all of you now: if I die somewhere it costs money to ship back, just
burn it. I don't need the shit anymore. How can it cost $13,000 to
send a body? I would have Little Miss Sunshine'd that in a second.
Won't have my ass paying that much money for anything. In closing, if
you drink too many energy drinks you will in the best case scenario
you'll be an energetic asshole/feel like shit and worst case scenario
you'll die in Mexico and make your family have to raise money to ship
you back home. Also, don't go to Mexico. That place is dangerous as
fuck.
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