45 year old Florida mother Angela
Woodworth was arrested after her 11 year old son and four of his
friends jumped right out of the car she was driving. Why would kids
do this? Because mama was loaded. Last Tuesday the four boys ran into
a Steak n' Shake in Gainesville after Angela hit a pole while
driving. She ended up chasing them inside of the restaurant and
screaming at them because Florida. Police found receipts showing that
she had bought two pitchers of beer at a bowling alley and four more
drinks at a Ruby Tuesday because mama gets thirsty.
She was arrested
and charged with marijuana possession, resisting an officer, and
felony child neglect. For some reason she was not hit with a DUI.
Judging from her mugshot she doesn't seem all that phased by anything
that happened that evening and her son is probably in for a world of
hurt when she gets home. I have been in the car with a drunk driver,
and let me tell you, that shit is a different kind of fear. I love when you can look at the picture someone is taking during what should be one of the worst moments of their life and they left every fuck to give outside. And their dignity. That shit is worthless.
Another story involves a man that lives
in a level of reality that most of us do not occupy. Diane Andryshak of New York thought that her husband James Rhein was going to be renovating their
home, that she owns, but when she came home she discovered that she
now owned a new furniture covered parking lot. James bulldozed the
house without telling her that he was going to do it. He didn't empty
the house and begin this process. Everything was still in that
sumbitch when he knocked it all down.
James says that the foundation
was bad and that they were living somewhere else while he was
“renovating.” Diane says that they were not having any marital
issues before this happened. This is the definition of getting a wild
hair up your ass. I do things like this when shaving. Cut my mustache
off and then go “Ah, fuck it” and shave everything else off and
immediately regret it. Kinda different than knocking a house down. When I shave it doesn't require anyone to relocate or rethink most decisions that they have made that led to this point.
It is reported that James didn't even
let officials know he was doing this. He didn't have the water,
power, or gas turned off. Just knocked the shit down which could've
ended in disaster. James was charged with criminal mischief and got
out on $300 bail. He says he tried to call his wife before he ruined
their lives but that she didn't pick up her phone. What does that
even mean? If she answered would he have not knocked their home down?
What was plan A?
Diane is staying with a friend now. During an
interview James said “We're good. I'm a good husband, what can I
tell you?” Something is seriously wrong with a guy that can do
something like this and think that everything is okay. I know guys that have caught shit for spilling something on the carpet let alone removing a home from existence. And where did he get a bulldozer from?! Are those things you can rent from a place like a chainsaw? I am gonna keep up with this story because there has to be more to this unless the dude just went fucknuts that day.
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