Ererer sent me this one. You know that
thing where you look for a mugshot and end up finding multiple ones
of the same person? Christian Gomez is one of those people. The one
up top is the most recent for a honked up ass crime. On New Years Eve
23 year old Christian decided to cut his mothers head off with an ax.
Why? Because she wanted him to move some boxes around the house. Yep.
That's it. Oh. Also because Florida.
Maria Suarez-Cassagne's body was
found near some trash cans outside after the other son, Mario, let
cops know what happened. Apparently there was some jealousy involved
because one son got more attention than the other. Sure it had
nothing to do with the fact that he was diagnosed as schizophrenic
and previously arrested for resisting an officer, prowling,
loitering, and disorderly conduct. Ai, mijo.
If this was my kid and I
saw any of those mugshots I would have been like “Yeah, you guys
keep him.” Police tracked him down as he attempted to escape on a
bicycle. Someone reported seeing someone suspicious on a bike and by
suspicious they probably meant a lunatic covered in blood...on a
bike. He confessed to the murder and everyone lived happily ever
after. Not really, but still.
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