Goddamn it, China! We already have
Australia as the craziest place on the planet. We don't need you
throwing your hat in the ring. 30 year old demon/wife Feng Lung found
out that her husband 32 year old Fan Lung was cheating on her with a
21 year old chick named Zhang Hung. Feng found out about this after
Fan used his wife's cell to chat with the other chick and his wife
found out about it. We've all been there, am I right fellas?
God, I hope this story is fake...
Feng did what any logical human would
do in this situation: she grabbed a pair of scissors while he was
sleeping and cut his dick off. Now...I've used scissors before. And I
have an alleged penis. I imagine that it would take a lot of effort
to get this thing off of my body using scissors. But not Feng.
Channeling ancient spirits of evil she managed to cut her husbands
dick off. Surgeons were able to reattach it and that is where this
story ends.
Yeah, right.
This is China, cuz.
Feng got into the hospital room where
her husband was recovering and cut off his dick again! Again! She cut
it off again! And for any woman that thinks this is a fair action to
take against someone that is cheating you need to stop taking to me.
You're a crazy person. After cutting his dick off she tossed his dick
out of the window. Someone from the hospital had this to say.
“The first we were aware of what
happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked
man was beating up a woman outside the hospital.” Yep. He chased
her ass outside and attacked her. “Staff rushed out to see what was
happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs
hitting the woman. He was stopped and the woman was taken in for
treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off
again.” I ain't heard shit about her being imprisoned for life or
anything. Fuck going to China. Yes. One woman can keep me out of a
country.
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