Goddamn it, nature! We have a deal. We
create buildings and homes to keep you out and in return we don't eat
every single one of you. Its a symbiotic relationship that has lasted
for centuries but sometimes nature wants to step out of bounds and
invade our lives.
Stephanie Lasca of a PR and marketing
firm in San Diego was the one that discovered a monster in her toilet. “I
thought my eyes were deceiving me. This is every person's worst
nightmare.” This is an old building and it is being said that it
may have made its way into the toilet from another building.
It is an almost 6 foot long Colombian
rainbow boa aka The North American Shit Causer. The animal is
currently in an animal control place waiting for its owner who if
they are smart just takes a loss. When being removed the snake bit
one of the handlers. Lt. Dan DeSousa of the Department of Animal
Services said “It's a bit of an unhappy snake, which is
understandable. Colombian rainbow boas are known to be nippy.” Why
would anyone even own this damned thing? I think snakes look cool and
have held them a few times, but owning one is boring as hell. No one
should have to worry about being bitten on the ass or worse because
you lost track of your pet monster.
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