They recently released a list of the
most rat infested cities. Of course this was done by Orkin so you
shouldn't believe it completely, but still, fuck this list. Now, in
the 14 years I have lived in my apartment there was one rat issue and
that asshole was in the ceiling. I never saw it and had it eliminated
before things escalated. When I was little my Grandmama had rat
issues. See one dart out the corner of your eye and yelp...then run
after it. We were animals. Here are the twelve most rat infested
cities listed and when you get to number two you'll see why I'm so
pissed off. When I think of places just full of rats I imagine those movies of the future where rats are like flies in Africa. You don't even swat them away. Oh, look. A rat. It's the future so we may have to eat it later. Let it fatten up on its brethren. That's how it works right? Yeah. I'm sure it is. Hey. Survival of the fittest and all that.
12. Denver Colorado, 11. Dallas/Ft.
Worth Texas, 10. Miami/Ft. Lauderdale Florida, 9. Baltimore Maryland,
8. Cleveland/Akron/Canton Ohio, 7. Detroit Michigan, 6.
Seattle/Tacoma Washington, 5. San Francisco California, 4. New York
New York, 3. Washington/D.C.-Hagerstown, 2. Los Angeles California,
and 1. Chicago Illinois.
How in the hell is Los Angeles number
2?! Before seeing this list, if you'd asked me which cities had the
most rats nine of the twelve spots would have been New York. Then
Chicago, and for no reason Florida. I watched some interviews where
L.A officials tried to explain why we had so many saying things like
how we are so densely packed and have so many people in a small
amount of space (millions and millions of people live here).
To me that means there should be less
rats because since there are so many of us here we can go “Rat!”
and kill it more often. Till this day I don't see rats often. I can't
tell you the last time I even saw one or heard one skittering around
like a crackhead. Anyhoot, fuck this list.
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