A 22 year old mother of two in Kentucky
named Courtney Kippes was arrested for leaving her two kids (2 and 3
year olds) in an unlocked, hot car while she was busy getting her
vajayjay waxed. There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
Some business owners in the area called the police after hearing
screams from the children in the car. When cops showed up the kids
were hot and sweaty. While inside the place getting waxed the
business owner asked her if she had kids and she said that she
didn't. She should've been honest because he was probably trying to
save her goofy ass. Either way, cops showed up and busted her.
Then while in her car they found a
crushed pill and straw for snorting a little booger sugar. Her bond
has been set at $500 because its a woman. Oh, shut up. You know its
true. She has been charged with child endangerment and drug
possession. She looks okay. Love the Batman tattoo, but why get two?
You freak. When I was little my parents left us in the car all the
time. It was the 80's. We were way more durable and afraid of our
parents. Just look out the window at all the other hot, sweaty Black
kids whose parents knew not to take them into Ralph's. One time they
left us in the car and me and my brother were goofing around and hit
the brake and the car started rolling back. I had to run into the
store and find my parents. I think my father beat a few months off my
lifespan that night but I learned to not fuck around in the car when
I was locked in it.
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