When Baby Mamas Attack!

This girl is crackling with sexual energy.

South Carolina is now competing with Ohio for second craziest state in the country. Oh, I bet you thought it was Texas. Ha! What is this? 2005? Get out of here with your nonsense. 21 year old Rodrick Tucker was over at the house of one of the mothers of his children, 23 year old Tabitha Martin after being invited in. She took him to the bedroom which should have sent his Spider Sense into a tail spin. But since he's 21 with two kids already I'm guessing that he was thinking of something else with something else. “He was thinking with his little head” some unoriginal bastard just said. So after he lays on the bed thinking he's about to get some stank on his hang low he was attacked. Not just by Tabitha but by his other baby mama! It appears that they are pissed because he has a new girlfriend! Oh, snap, son! This kid is slingin' mad dick, yo! I don't know why I'm talking like this. I think because stupid, young folks are involved so I have to try and relate to them on some level. Now this style of vernacular is all up in my dome piece! Okay, fine. I'll cut it out.

Courtney Littlejohn entered the bedroom “Oh, its the Juggernaut, bitch!” style after being tagged in and beating his ass Shield style. Rodrick says that they yanked him off the bed and started kicking his ass. Courtney, the big one, then sat on his chest pinning him to the floor so he couldn't get up. Seems legit. This is when shit got too much. They started using a taser on his dumb ass.

Danger! Danger! High voltage!

He managed to get up somehow (I imagine through the use of tears and fear sweat) and in the most manly of moves used one of his kids as a human shield. This guy is a champion. Why does it seem like everyone has a taser but me? Seriously, there's always some story about people getting zapped by one.

Her wig is wearing a wig.

After realizing that using his own child as protection was not working since they kept on attacking his ass he gave the baby to Tabitha and ran out of the house where I assume the two girls high-fived each other and sipped champagne. Police eventually arrested both girls who were charged with domestic violence. When shit like this happens I don't understand why people don't put their pages on lock down. I checked his page and his last update is “WOOOOOW THE NEWS BE EXAGGERATING SHIT LIKE HELL!!! LOL SHIT FUNNY THO!” Yes. Using your child as a shield after being attacked by two of your baby mama's because you fucking someone new is funny. Some groups he likes on his Facebook page include Crazy Fight, Dangerous Bitches Zone, U Know Ur Man Or Women Cheating When...,Teen Partys !!, Behind Every Player Is A Woman That made Him Lose Trust And Respect 4 Women, and Healthy Children.org. The fuck?! You know what ain't healthy for kids? Being used as a shield! Who wants to be known as the guy who got beat up by two women, tasered, and used his baby as protection?

How did this guy trick two girls into having his kids? I assume they think he was gonna be a successful rapper or some shit. Either way, he has a new girlfriend which is also confirmed on his Facebook page and they are having a lovely time hanging out and fishing together. I bet this was a clever ploy to not have to buy two separate women Mother's Day gifts this weekend. Well played, Rodrick. I'm sure his new chick and future third baby mama doesn't mind that he went to his first baby mama's to get some ass and got jumped by the second baby mama. If she's smart she gets out now. Like, right now! She is now dealing with an idiot for a boyfriend and two women that will always be involved who are all about that life.