A while back I wrote one of these blogs (click here for that) where I posted a bunch of pictures of mothers taking or being a part of pictures that were just so damned inappropriate. In each picture I would write down what you may see and I'd write down what I see, what you may have missed, and the impacts it'll have in society. Well, not really anything that deep. It just gives me a chance to look at these weird ass people and wonder why some folks bother to have kids.
What You See
Oh, look! There's a girl with her pants
down. Yeah, look at them black draws. Sure, she's in the bathroom
which is probably the least sexy room in the house, but whatever.
Draws!
What Dante Sees
Okay. It is a safe assumption that she
just got off the toilet. She is in the bathroom with her pants down.
Oh, and a baby strapped to her chest! Was she using the bathroom with
a baby strapped to her chest?! No child should have to endure such
indignities. Maybe that baby carrier is too hard to remove and she
just had to hurry up and take a picture! Either way, if someone sent
me a picture like this I'd be damaged for a few days penile wise.
Even if its cropped there's still a toilet seat. Stop it.
What You See
A young girl who seems really proud of
her outfit. I think its for exercise or something. Its another
bathroom shot but I can't see a toilet so that's a plus. But in the
background something's amiss...
What Dante Sees
Is that a kid in the goddamn bathtub?!
Kicking? Screaming for help possibly? So instead of bathing and/or
watching the kid it is far more important to take a picture. Fuck
waiting for the phone to fully charge! I need a picture of me now!
I'm sure there are a lot of extra hours in the day where there isn't
a kid in the tub where she could take this picture. Come on, ladies.
What You See
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this? Got a hot chick looking sexy with her thong. Nice. But there's one problem and I'm not talking about the dirty mirror.
What Dante Sees
Why is there a kid there admiring her
ass?! Why? You take this picture, say to yourself “Damn it, kid.
You're cockblocking me!” and get him out the room and try again.
Why would you send anyone a picture like this? And where is his hand?
Tell me, please! Again, can't crop this to make it sexy. Are people
just closer to their kids than I think where doing something like
this is cool with everyone? If I walked into a room and my mother was
doing this I'd die. I'd actually just die right on the spot.
What You See
A couple taking a picture as they're
captured in a loving embrace. Somebody is gettin' laid tonight!
What Dante Sees
Is that...is that a toddler taking the
picture? Yes! A child in his diapers is taking a picture of his
mother wearing a thong and a shirtless man. I know that isn't that
kids dad. Father's don't hold their women that way. That is a side
chick or booty call embrace. And get some framed pictures. Damned
posters on the wall. And the Rolling Stones tattoo? You know better.
What You See
A young lady posing. She's doing that
“pose” that girls do to impress other girls because no guy ever
sees that pose and gets excited. Judging from the designs on the wall
she seems very young (says the guy with a wall full of perler bead
cartoon and video game characters). At least there's no kid involved.
What Dante Sees
But there is! Because she pregnant! She
can't wait for the child to be born and strong enough to hold the
camera for her. Don't know who this is but I bet you there are
literally thousands of pictures just like this that were taken
before, during, and after this kid was born.
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