Teachers Gone Wild

Female teachers have lost all their shits. In Oklahoma Kalyn Thompson, 25, who was teaching at Kellyville High School resigned after she found out that an investigation was being launched when it was discovered that she was sleeping with a 18 year old student. The age of consent in Oklahoma is 16 but when it is between teachers and students they must wait until the student is 21 before they can bone. That goes for current or former which makes me wonder how many 21 year old folks are still in high school. She also changed his grades after they started sleeping together. She admitted to school officials that that they talked about sex, sent texts that were inappropriate. She was charged with second degree rape and was bailed out on $35,000 bond. Parents and teachers are shocked that this happened. Surely some teachers are upset that she picked this student over them. By the way, any teachers reading this: stop fucking the staff. We can speculate if a teacher is sleeping with a student but we know when you are having sex with each other.

In another story former substitute teacher Tanikka Queen of Las Vegas who is 22 was outed by another student for sleeping with a 15 year old 8th grader. Wait. 15 in the 8th grade? I was 13 in the 8th grade. Huh. A female student whose mother was friends with Queen found texts on her phone talking about the affair. The boys father saw a hickey on his sons neck and was suspicious instead of proud like he should've been! At first she said she didn't sleep with the boy and that she was helping him since he was repeating the 8th grade for the third time. Wow. That explains that. School district police ended up finding 2,400 text messages, 38 pictures, and 108 calls between the two that started around Valentine's Day. “Remember no matter how I act at school I still love you with all my heart” she said in one text. She admitted to cops that she was sending too much time with the boy and slept with him while she was house sitting for a friend. Her bail was reduced to $50,000 and a judge placed her on house arrest and that she couldnot contact anyone under the age of 18 and that she could not use the internet. “Awwww you're making me blush. Why do you have to be young? Lol I wanna tell the world. When you turn 16?” Oh, Queen. Stop it.

Last we have Ellen Niemiec who is 29 of South Carolina. She has been charged with having sex with three male students in one day. Ew. She is being hit with three sexual battery charges and two are felonies because two of the guys are 17. Ellen has been placed on administrative leave and banned from the school grounds in Berkeley County. This all happened last month during a house party on campus. She is married with three kids. The school reported this happening to police but I'm not sure how the school found out in the first place. I guess it couldn't have been that difficult. When you go past one chances of getting caught increase. All this stuff has happened in the last few weeks and there's been an increase of female teachers acting nasty. Its not even the middle of the year yet! The one thing these stories and many other have in common is that the teachers are young. I mean, a 22 year old teacher is insane!