“People are fucking lucky I'm not more evil. I have every right to be a monster.” - Dante
“Truly!” - Jasmine
In this technical difficulty free episode Jasmine and I discuss Luther Vandross' berfday, an asshole being convicted of murder, weird ass weather, Demi Lovato getting mad at a frozen yogurt shop, and Jasmine asks me some Random Ass Questions. Click here for previous episodes.
“I'm done. I'm done.” - Jasmine
Jasmine here! We power through some audio issues to talk about Verzuz, DMX being in the hospital (recorded before he passed away), celebrities with the most kids, a three-way that got deadly, Cher thinking she a crime stopper, a kid born with tres penis, and Derrick Jaxn cheating on his wife after advising women on how to deal with cheating men. Click here for previous episodes.
Got some more best of bits from episodes 49 and 50 of Just Talking With Dante featuring Jasmine. Click here for previous episodes.
These are some random clips from episodes 31, 45, and 46. I have some some of these best of episodes in the last and always enjoy them. Maybe you will too. Maybe you wont. If you don't maybe you should speak to the manager. The reason why the numbers are all over the place is I picked the ones with Jasmine and because we had audio hiccups getting used to our new format and I didn't wanna include those. Click here for previous Just Talking With Dante
In this episode we once again look at pictures of the terrifying men that occupy dating apps. Click here for previous episodes.
“I'm sorry. What does Texas smell like?” - Jasmine
“Dust and barbecue.” - Dante
In this episode we talk about Texas opening up 100%, a podcast called Dr. Death, Kim and Kanye divorcing, and give one another the Proust Questionnaire. This was a fun episode (that require far too much editing), and a blooper of Jasmine with the giggle fits. Click here to check out previous episodes.
“Cabbage smell like puberty.” - Dante
“No it don't.” - Jasmine
In this rambling episode we talk about Ted Cruz trying to sneak a vacation/escape into his life, talk about pastrami sandwiches for no reason, St. Patrick's Day, Random Ass Questions, then we take a magical trip through the land of dating apps where I look at photos of men and baffle myself. Click here for previous episodes.
“Well wait till I'm off the damn phone.” - Jasmine
In this episode we talk about Valentine's Day, answer some Dear Jasmine questions, Gorilla Glue, Black hair issues, some Random Ass Questions, and multiple tangents. One of my favorite episodes not just to record but edit as well. Click here for previous episodes.
In this extra episode we once again look through the terrifying world of dating apps and what they have to offer. It is pretty much me just talking trash about strange looking people. Click here for the previous episode.
I haven't done one of these in years. In 2020 during March the world went to shit due to a virus that is still going. 2020 was a strange ass year for so many reasons but I am gonna focus on The Seven People You Meet During The Pandemic. My birthday week was the last normal week and I miss that level of normal. The world was bad but I could find joy in things like hanging with my few friends and seeing movies, concerts, and shows. During the past year there have been a lot of strange new versions of humans to emerge from the shadows. I am gonna write about seven of them. Are there more than that? Sure. But this is a post about just seven of them. It's the theme of this post, you weirdo. You might be one of these seven. I may be one of them. The world may never know!
“Okay. Here's the first photo. Its about to pop on up – what the fuck?!” - Dante
“I'm 'bout to die!!!” - Jasmine
After we finished recording the latest episode of Just Talking With Dante, Jasmine realized there was another topic she wanted to discuss: dating apps. She sent me photos of these potential matches and laughed as I talked mad shit. This is the closest you're gonna come to hearing me being 100% honest while being recorded.
“Idris is not that cute to me. I don't understand the hype around him.” - Jasmine
“It-no-he-no no. Idris isn't cute. He's handsome as fuck!” - Dante
We don't need no intro! This episode just starts with me telling Jasmine how she would behave when she is pregnant, idiots acting like jackasses attacking the Capital Building, Los Angeles new Stay At Home orders being loosened, talk about different podcasts like Therapy For Black Girls and Between Sessions, more Black people going to therapy, Trey Songz being arrested, Jazmine Sullivan talk, some movie talk, and Jasmine has some Random Ass Questions. Click here for previous episodes.
“She's like 82 or something. But I remember even when I saw her in her 70's I was like she can still get it.” - Dante
“Sir! Come on now that's somebody's grandma!” - Jasmine
Its a new year and a new...show. That's about it. We talk about New Year's Day, an angry DoorDash driver, people acting stupid about Covid, Dear Jasmine, and some Random Ass Questions. This was another fun episode for the start of the year. Click here for previous episodes.
“If I slept with two different people in one year it was like 'Whoa! Hey! I'm out here! I belong to the streets!'” - Dante
“I see you been on Instagram too long!” - Jasmine
In this weeks episode Jasmine is here and gives an update on how she spent her berfday. We talk about Ashanti getting that 'rona and how I don't believe her, Pornhub deleting all the good videos, a Dear Jasmine segment, answer some Random Ass Questions with some provided by Miss Jackie which was really fun. I also call a Donny Hathaway song a Stevie Wonder one. Click here for previous episodes.
“Again, I wish this was a video call so you could see my face.” - Jasmine
“I know what disappointment looks like.” - Dante
Jasmine here! We talk about a swingers party riddled with Covid, the election finally being over, Rita Ora being a dumb dumbass for her birthday, explore Lori Harvey's sex life, bring back to classic Dear Jasmine segment, and answer a bunch of Random Ass Questions. This was a really funny episode to do. Click here for previous episodes.
