Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Cheap parents are bad. Especially ones that don’t pay child support. And especially ones that only have to pay about $150 a month in child support and then post pictures of themselves on Facebook where they are posing with money on their bed. Meet Christopher Robinson, 23, of Milwaukee. He’s also in trouble for posting pictures of himself with liquor as well. He has a 3 year old child that he hasn’t paid a single damned cent towards.
“What we do in these types of cases is we try to find out from other family members whether there is other information we may not be able to know about” Milwaukee County Chief Deputy District Attorney Kent Lovern said. “Facebook has become a repository for information that we may not know about.”
Monday, March 25, 2013
No one likes going to the doctor. You pay hundreds if not thousands of dollars to someone who puts their fingers in your holes and tells you that you’re dying…again. Best case scenario you are just a little bit less wealthy than you were when you entered. Worst case scenario you end up being in the same one with one of these sons of bitches.
This is a list of some honked up ass doctors. But don’t you worry your sexy little head, you. Seriously, have I told you how good you’ve looked lately? Well, you do. You lookin’ like a delicious ham sammich I wanna eat you you’re so good lookin’! One of these guys may wanna eat you as well but I’ll teach you how to beat or at least get away long enough to scream like a little girl in this Dante Saves You: Evil Doctor Edition!
Friday, March 22, 2013
In my first few KTD blogs I would point out sit that kids wont get nowadays. It turned into me berating them like a, well, dumb kid. I have decided to go old school for this one with some more shit that wont make sense to kids unless a new singer that was born after 1995 mentions it in a song and it becomes cool again.
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Most of the advice you’re given in life is bullshit. We all think we are helping people out when we tell them things but most times we’re just laughing at them later on. Like that one time you told her she looked fine in that outfit. Hahaha! Oh, that shit was hilarious! Remember how those jeans made her ass look? Like two gorillas fighting for an apple. That was priceless!
There is some advice that you get that as soon as you hear it you want to ask “Are you trying to get me killed?” I forgot that I had written the first one of these blogs so here’s the link for that. You can agree to disagree with me. You can tell me how right you are in the afterlife.
I’ve come up with a list of The Five Things I Learned Being Black. I already know that being Black means different things to different people and that each of us will probably have five different things but since I am Black and this is my blog I’ll write what I want. Stop oppressing me!
Sunday, March 17, 2013
For years The Power Rangers have been on television in some form or another. I hated this show…for a while. My little sister would lose her mind when it came on and start acting like she knew karate. I’m sure there are thousands of kids that ended up getting their asses kicked thinking that if they hit a bully hard enough that sparks would fly out. Which, by the way, totally does!
I didn’t become a fan of the show until I started paying attention to the Pink Ranger out of costume because if I thought she was hot in it that would make me gay since there’s a 99.9% chance that a tiny Asian fella was under that helmet. The Power Rangers, while many, aren’t that hard to beat which is why I decided to teach your Black asses how to do it. You ready?! Its morphin’ time!!!
Saturday, March 16, 2013
In this episode I talk about getting sick, babble for a bit, Only In Florida involving burrito fights, Dude What The Fuck? featuring a girl being handcuffed for love, Bitches Be Crazy with a lady using her vagina for a purse, and a Listener Question from California King author Heather. Click here for this and previous Rosscast Shows.
Friday, March 15, 2013
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Allow me to introduce you to Lil Poopy. No, this isn’t a post about scat films. Lil Poopy is a 9 year old rapper from Brockton, Massachusetts and reps Coke Boys. Well, that’s depending on who you ask. Some guy named French Montana is saying that Poopy is not with the crew after the Department of Children of Families is investigating his dad for child endangerment and such. I don’t know if you’ve ever heard this child’s music but its…bad. It sounds like a kid rapping and for whatever reason I hate the sound of kids rapping. Its about the dumb shit adults rap about but with a kid saying it.
|Nothing inappropriate going on here. Carry on.|
I’ve watched a video and checked out some songs of this kid and they are ass. Literally. There are a lot of big asses in his video. One video that was taken down shows him in a strip club because fuck good parenting. In the video I saw he’s in the car with a girl old/young enough to be his mother. Why even play up that sexuality with a child? What could a 9 year old do with a big Black woman’s ass besides weep knowing that his body cant produce the best feeling about sex? No, not love. Let’s be serious here.
Friday, March 8, 2013
Fucking lions, man. No, not, like, actual lions fucking which is hilarious. Just lions in general. The other day Cam called me and asked if I had heard a news story about a woman mauled by a lion at a sanctuary. I checked the internets and ended up finding another story about another woman being mauled and killed by a lion. The first one is a intern that worked at an animal sanctuary in Central California and police are trying to figure out what caused the attack. Hmm...one can only speculate.
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Josh Smith sent me this story a couple of weeks ago. Its kind of hard to title this one Parents Failing Hard when what this mother does rules so hard. Judy H. Viger, 33, was arrested last month for hiring strippers, plural, for her sons 16th birthday. Now, that is ratchet as hell. I fully understand that. But it rules as well! Along the way a lot of mistakes were made that ended with her behind bars and her son wondering what the big deal was. Viger found and paid for these strippers to show up. She’s being charged with five counts of child endangerment I guess because titties are dangerous.
|Beffft berfffay efffer!!!|
At a bowling alley, yes a bowling alley, her son along with some of his friends were given lap dances. Judging from this picture what I thought were lap dances involve having a stripper have her cooch in your face. Nope. You keep that thing away from me, missy! I bet you’re wondering how this story even got out. How could a night of fun and debauchery for a teen end with a mother arrested? Fucking Facebook.
Every year my birthday passes I think more and more of my late brother. I think of him every single day but on my birthday more so because I am two years older than he was when he died. To me that is hard as hell to accept and so weird. If I had died two years ago I wouldn't have met my friends beautiful daughter, hung out with cool people, or seen my best friend flying through the ranks of the library system while simultaneously making me stutardedly happy. .
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Friday, March 1, 2013
I am a dentist.
Did you know that we are over six and a half times more likely to kill ourselves more than any other occupation? Even the Marines. I used to sit in class during college and wonder why the statistics were so high. The pay is great. I work early and get home early. I help save peoples lives every single day. Did you know that men with gum disease are 50% more likely to suffer from heart disease? It's true. Yet everyday I go home and suck on my pistol, waiting for the day I have balls big enough to pull the trigger.