Friday, December 31, 2010

Rosscast Episode 209: New Year's Evolution

In this end of the year episode I talk about my week, a show no one will ever hear I recorded, hanging with friends, my diet, a woman who attacked a cop with a dildo, a guy who shot his wife during sex, and guy who got hit by a car playing real life “Frogger”, and my lack of resolutions. Click here to download this and older episodes of the Rosscast. Enjoy!

"Doom Mates" Episode 77: "Unity!"

In this end of the year episode the apartment is out of control! With D. still on the loose who will protect Pretty Ricky? Also, Michael struggles in the bathroom while Dante, Damien, Ross, and Delvin try to stop water from entering their bodies with a little help.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Rosscast Episode 208: Que Rico!

In this special edition of The Rosscast I am joined by international wrestling superstar, Rico Montana! We discuss how Rico got started in wrestling, training, hair care, wrestling in Canada, Puerto Rico, and Mexico, the secrets of his luxurious hair and shiny skin, his upcoming films, bullying, homosexuality and whether it should be an issue to those who are not gay, staying positive, why you’ll never see him in a nice car, we debate about why I need a cell phone, creepy Tweets, taking baths in “athletic ways”, and many more fun and uncomfortable topics in this jam packed episode. If you want to contact Rico Montana via Twitter click here or his Facebook search by his name. Songs during the episode were “Last Minute” featuring Dan-e-o and Conwell from the Dilla Pickles album available for free download and Rico Montana’s heel theme available for purchase. Click here to download this and older Rosscast shows. Enjoy!

Saturday, December 25, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 76: "Let's Get Wet"

Jason is nowhere to be found as Pretty Ricky and Michael are stuck in the bathroom fending D. off. Meanwhile Dante, Ross, Delvin, and Damien are having fun in his head until something unexpected happens.

Friday, December 24, 2010

"Prettier Than You" Episode 5

In this episode Pretty Ricky answers your questions again! We can only wonder if Njeeeri will manage to upset “him” this time.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Rosscast Episode 207: Dante The Superior Entree

In this episode I bitch about rain, talk about my weekend and how I will spend my holidays, why not to date R&B singers, three books I read this week, a chick pissing in a grocery freezer, another one hiding pills in her draws, follow up to the Mitrice Richardson story from last year, and some listener questions from Josh Smith. Click here to download this and other Rosscast shows. Enjoy!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Rosscast Episode 206: Chop Chop

In this jammed ass episode I have a Hero Of The Week, Bad Parent Of The Week, talk about Ryan Reynolds divorce and why my junk is happy about it, this crazy ass weather, some crazy broad that bit her husbands tongue off, and some listener questions! Click here to download this and other Rosscast. You can even download it to your iTunes by just saving it to your iPod. Yeah. Enjoy!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Rosscast Episode 205: Nutcrackin'

In this episode I talk about my fun weekend shopping, going to China Town, what Christmas was like growing up and why I don’t miss it, I complain about porn sites, Miley Cyrus smoking salvia, and why role models don’t need to exist. Click here to download this and older Rosscast shows. Enjoy!

Saturday, December 11, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 75: "Who You?"

Dante is tired of Pretty Ricky bitching about Death being gone. Pretty Ricky is sick of Dante running things. Michael will do anything anyone asks. Be sure to watch this surprising episode of Doom Mates!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Rosscast Episode 204: Forceable Entry

In this episode I talk about my friend visiting from Texas and all the fun we had, my awesome ass dinner with all my friends, and I also read some news stories involving kids jamming fingers in asses, a woman being butt ass booty naked in the airport (almost), two women hiding stolen goods in the fat rolls, and an old ass man fucking a dog under a freeway. If you wanna check out me and my heterosexual life mate Alex’s show The DNA Show click there and if you wanna download this and older episodes of the Rosscast click here. Enjoy!

Monday, November 29, 2010

Rosscast Episode 203: Yeah, I'm Sure...

In this episode I talk about people bringing their pets to work when they shouldn’t, folks not using lotion when they should, being offered prescription pills by a man with blue lips, people answering phones during blowjobs, a guy who called the cops on some hookers who ripped him off, a guy who tricked his ex into boning him, and The Bad Parent of the Week starring a mom who cheers her daughter on during a fight. Be sure to check out me and Alex’s other site and podcast at and my articles at Click here to download this and older Rosscast shows (including my movies!). Enjoy!

Sunday, November 28, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 74: "127 Minutes"

In this episode ripped out of the vagina of the headlines, Dante gets his foot stuck under the couch and has to cut it off or die. Meanwhile Pretty Ricky laments over the fact that he no longer needs Death in his life. (and for anyone wondering why I am clean shaven it's because I botched trimming my facial hair...again!)

Friday, November 26, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 73: "Domestic Violence"

Pretty Ricky and Death finally face off in the battle three of you have been waiting for! With Dante as the special referee will he call it down the middle? Watch and find out.

Rosscast Episode 202: It Don't Get Better

In this episode I talk about how I spent my Thanksgiving, meeting new people, people acting stupid on Black Friday, helping cook food, how I spent my Thanksgivings growing up, and the “It Gets Better” anti-bullying campaign. Click here to download this and older Rosscast shows. Enjoy!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Rosscast Episode 201: "Don't Touch My Junk"

In this episode I talk about my awesome dinner with my best friend, this cold ass rainy weather, Wesley Snipes getting sent to prison, airport body scanners, people being nasty and sneezing and coughing without covering their mouths, a teacher fucking a student and why I’m jealous, The Situation and Bristol Palin preaching abstinence, and a mother getting caught masturbating in a car. Click here to download this and older Rosscast shows. Enjoy!

Friday, November 19, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 72: "Shut It Up"

In this silent film inspired episode Dante is tired of the bitchfest that the apartment has become and sets an ultimatum for Death and Pretty Ricky.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 71: "Club Ricky"

Pretty Ricky starts a new club and not everyone is welcome inside. Death still hasn't killed Pretty Ricky and Dante enforces the list.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Rosscast Episode 200: It's A Celebration Bitches!!!

On this special 200th episode of the Rosscast I am joined by three guests! Alex Hluch of the Shwayblog and of course our DNA Show. Josh Smith of Think Twice Radio and he be doing poetry and stuff, and Canadian wrestler and sexy ass chick Julia aka Persephone Vice! This is a jam packed show where we discuss TV, butt sex and love, accents, Kool-Aid, why L.A rules, made up STD’s, gloved hand jobs, dicks tasting like cinnamon, itchy wigs, body hair, ruin Disney films, a Jim Ross scream off ensues, turn offs, pigeon hatred, trips to the beach, and even animal impersonations. Click here to download this and over a hundred of my other shows and films. I also throw in three Bad Parent of the Week stories. Enjoy!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 70: "Training Gay"

Death let's Dante in on something he's planning and Dante doesn't care. Pretty Ricky feels he needs to learn how to fight and gets some help. Did you know you could watch old ass Doom Mates by clicking here?!

Friday, November 5, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 69: "Fall Brawl"

Dante tries to ruin another dance party (courtesy of Pretty Ricky & Michael)until a party crasher does it for him. Also, someone gets a surprise makeover in this violence filled episode.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Rosscast Episode 199: Long Time Comin'

I know its been a while but I have returned! In this episode I talk about work, my busy ass week, some movies I caught at the theaters, how I spent my Halloween, this weeks elections, George Bush being mad at Kanye West, Charlie Sheen acting a damn fool, and why Willow Smith shouldn’t make music. Click here to download this and older Rosscast. Enjoy!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Rosscast Episode 198: Randomized Nonsense

In this episode I talk about food, going to work and why I’m so happy about it, a new trend where idiots are dying the whites of their eyes colors, Anita Hill dealing with Clarence Thomas’ crazy ass wife, and answer some very funny listener questions. Click here to download this and older Rosscast. Click here to check out me and Alex’s other podcast The DNA Show and click here to check out listener and poet Josh Smith’s show. Enjoy!

Monday, October 18, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 68: "The Beatdown"

Death is sick of everyone in the house and everyone is sick of him. No one knows how to resolve any issue without violence so that's exactly what happens. So fights? Who wins? Who cares?!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 67: "Fake It"

Death gets help from an unlikely source in his quest for respect while in fear Dante pretends to be harder than he actually is. Jason decides to see how this one plays out.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Rosscast Episode 197: Almost Famous

In this episode I talk about my week, the problems with unemployment, why I don’t want to be famous, celebrities breaking up all of a sudden, a creepy ass service that calls and tells you that they love you, a shooting in my neighborhood, a dude getting arrested and saying the opposite of what you should say when being arrested, Alicia Keys having a baby, my new podcast with Alex called The DNA Show, the good food I’ve eaten (click here to see), and I play a clip of Josh Smith speaking about celebrity. Click here to download this and older Rosscast shows and click here to check out Alex’s original blog. Enjoy!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

"Doom Mates: The Movie"

No, its not an actual movie. Its a trailer for a "Doom Mates" movie that will never happen. I just felt like making one for the hell of it. Hope you all like it! Jigsaw is back for revenge! With the help of Damien, Ross, and even Death, Jigsaw has vowed to destroy Dante once and for all! Will Micheal, Pretty Ricky, Delvin, and Jason be able to stop him?

Saturday, October 9, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 66 "I Yam What I Yam"

Dante is tired of the yam between his legs and wonders if anyone in the house can help him in this "The Office" themed episode. Also, Death is tired of being disrespected.

Dante Used To Cry

I’m not an uncaring unemotional monster…most times. There have been a few films that have either made me cry like a little bitch or get damn near close. Here is a list of films that had an emotional impact on me. I don’t know what it is but certain films manage to hit a certain area of my brain and make me feel all ladylike. Some of them may confuse you so I’ll try to explain each one and save a shred of my dignity.

“Transformers The Movie”

This is the cartoon movie, not the clusterfuck starring a bunch of people that are blackholes of acting. I played sick when I was a kid to stay home and watch this on Ch. 13. I sat there cheering as Optimus Prime flew through the air taking out Insecticons and beating the piss out of Megetron. This movie is amazing and I was all over it until…Prime died?! Oh, my God! I lost my shit! I cried like a little bitch so hard. Don’t judge me.

“An American Tail”

Now this cry fest was more about timing. My family was broken (like buh-row-ken!) at the time and there’s that scene where Fival starts looking around and his entire family is gone and he thinks they’re dead and…my eyes started burning and I just started wailing. Of course no one consoled me. I just sat there crying in my bitchassness.



So many people hate this film. I love it. Its just so damned sad. There is a scene where a son meets his father who he has been ignoring and has based his entire career on mistreating women because of his fathers behavior and how he left the family so the son grew up angry and…yeah. He meets his dad and hates him even as his dad is dying and it almost made me cry. Almost. I was like, “Fuck, this is gonna be me in a few decades…” with my own father. Minus the tears.

“John Q.”

Goddamn you Denzel. This movie is about a father doing anything to help his dying son. Every single person in that theater was crying except me but I was so close. I had to give myself a mental ass kicking to stop it. And then there’s a scene at the end that is so fucking touching everyone lost their minds! I was like “No! You cry and I swear I will run crotch first into the stove!” The look on everyone’s faces in line when we all left the theater was priceless. I almost wanted to say “This is not how you wanna spend your Friday night, people.” We came out that theater looking like we stepped out a Holocaust shower.

“Antoine Fisher”

Double goddamn you Denzel! This is one of the saddest damn films ever. I refuse to read the book because its supposed to be even ore depressing. The scene at the end where he goes into the house and sees the food…(blubbers) Oh, man. Anyone that has seen this movie knows what I’m talking about. Shit’s deep, son!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Biggest Asshole

In almost every film and on every TV show there is an asshole. There is someone there that is there just to antagonize everyone and be a general dick. But there is also a likable dick. There is the guy that no matter how much of an ass he is he makes you laugh or you’re just entertained by him. I have graded them on a scale of 1 to 10 on my Asshole Level. Here is my list. Who’d be on yours?

William “D-Fens” Foster “Falling Down”


It all started with a man stuck in traffic and ended with rocket launchers, gun fights, and explosions. Foster is an asshole but he’s also the everyman pushed to the breaking point. He literally gets to a point where there’s no going back. I love the guy, but he’s still an asshole.

Asshole Level: 4

“You think I'm a thief? Oh, you see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a stinking soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.”

Les Grossman “Tropic Thunder”

Oh my god! This guy has maybe close to ten minutes of screen time but he is likely the biggest asshole you may ever see in a film. No matter who he is talking to he will talk to them like they’re the dumbest bastard he’s ever seen in his life. There is not a single good quality about him…except he made me laugh.

Asshole Level: 8

“First, take a big step back…and literally fuck your own face! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will fuck you up!"

Ryan O’Reilly “OZ”

Now this one was hard. There are a lot of assholes on this show but finding one that was as evil as this guy and just plain sneaky was easy. Who else would be so in love with someone he cant have that he would have her living husband murdered? O’Reilly would. Who would use their brain damaged brother to commit the murder? O’Reilly would.

Asshole Level: 6

“Yeah, I learned the alphabet the hard way. DEA. HIV. IOU.”

Alonzo Harris “Training Day”

This guy was a dick. He was cool as fuck though! Alonzo put his trainee through hell. A day that included murder, smoking sherm, theft, harassment, assault, multiple attempts on his life, and worst of all, having to babysit while Alonzo fucked his girl on the side. This guy managed to be a terrible asshole yet charming at the same time.

Asshole Level: 10

“Now what are you doing out here? You know this is a gang neighborhood? Then don't come down here again. I catch you down here again, I'ma take your vehicle. I'ma make you walk home. I'ma let the homeboys up the hill run a train on your girlfriend. You know what a train is, don't you? All right, thanks for your cooperation.”

Buddy Ackerman “Swimming With Sharks”

This guy was such an asshole that his assistant held him hostage, tortured him with paper cuts all over his face (including his tongue) and having hot sauce and lemon juice poured on the wounds. Even while being tortured he was able to manipulate his torturer. This guy was magical.

Asshole Level: 9

“No offense to you, but you are just an assistant. Now, granted, you're my assistant, but still just an assistant. Dawn, on the other hand, is a producer. Her car phone bills are more than your rent. So, just how far do you think you'll get?”

"The Crappening"

A little back story on this one. I made this a couple years ago after seeing that terrible M. Night movie "The Happening." Spoiler alert: Its about plants making people stop whatever they're doing and just kill themselves. Lame, right? I just saved you 90 minutes of your life. I have redone the music and brightened the film since when I first made it it was very dark.

"Batman: Angry Knight"

Once again Dante has to deal with having Batman living with him and being an asshole. Will he finally stand up for himself?

Monday, October 4, 2010

"Prettier Than You" Episode 4

Pretty Ricky is back once again to answer your viewer questions. Let's see if Njeeeri manages to piss Ricky off again!

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Rosscast Episode 196: Fuck A Bully

In this episode I talk about Obama wanting to extend the school year, good and bad teachers, the guy who owned the Segway company dying on one, a girl getting hazed in college, kids killing themselves for being called gay, and beating bullies asses. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Dante & Camille Goofing Around

This is not a Rosscast. A long ass while ago Camille and I recorded some audio for a summer reading program. It had to be one minute long. We couldn't do that. We ended up singing, laughing, and jacking up the script. This was fun and eventually we ended up getting it right. I had so much fun doing this.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 65: "For Those About To Rock"

Pretty Ricky is tired of Damien's constant growling so Death comes up with a plan to stop it. Dante's worst fears for his penis are also realized.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Rosscast Episode 195: Black Heat White Fire

In this episode I am joined all the way from Florida by Alex! We discuss the Scott Pilgrim movie, remakes that don’t need to be remade, the whole Katy Perry/Sesame Street debacle, TV and what shows are good, some listener questions, and about 45 minutes in we go into an in depth discussion about whether it makes a chick bad of she spits or swallows. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Before & After Part 2

I'm a fucking maroon and totally forgot one chick on the list. Njeri pointed out that I had forgot to mention Cherie Johnson who played Punky Brewster's best damned friend! I used to have her as a friend on myspace and she would actually write back when I sent her messages. They were never anything nasty. Just hello's and "Nice picture."

Parkour For Beginners

In this video I prove how simple it is to get from point A to point B by using point Z. What is point Z you ask? Parkour!!!

Before & After

There are some actresses I had a crush on when I was little that disappeared only for me to rediscover them somehow and see how hot they turned out. This is a list of some of these women. Not everyone can turn from a caterpillar into a beautiful butterfly (Countess Vaughn...).

Soleil Moon Frye


I watched Punky Brewster in every form when I was a kid. I watched the show. I watched that horrible ass cartoon with the damn flying furry thing. I thought she was cute when I was little and saw her again on Wonder Years with the biggest knockers this side of Mississippi. She has since gotten a breast reduction but she is way hot.

Danica McKeller


Everyone remembers Winnie Cooper from Wonder Years. She was the definition of the girl next door and was so sweet. I was actually sad on the episode where her brother died in Vietnam. Winnie grew up hot! Sadly, she is with child now which means yet another name is stricken from the spank bank.

Keisha Knight Pulliam


Rudy grew up hot as hell! She had disappeared for years until she started popping up in rap videos. One day while working at the porn shop I saw a magazine cover wearing a bathing suit and I was like “That looks just like Ru…oh my god that’s Rudy!” Who’d have thought she’d turn out so cute?

Jenna Von Oy


She pops up in every list I make for some reason. Ha! Some reason my ass! Look at her! It took people a while to notice how hot she was but I had a crush on her when she was on Blossom. She sings and whatever but like certain performers (Nikki Minaj, Beyonce, Shakira) I’d rather just look at them and never hear them sing. Six has always been hot.

Tiffany Brissette

Yes, VICKI the Robot is alive and well. Now this chick seriously disappeared! It took years until she made some type of appearance and thankfully she wasn’t some 300lb. dame. (note: changed image on 10/7/14 after being told it was wrong Tiffany as an adult...years ago)

Are there any other chicks that I’m leaving out?

Monday, September 27, 2010

Stepdaddy Needs A Response

Stepdaddy is tired of waiting and issues his challenge to Season Premiere for the Living Room Wrestling title.

Rosscast Episode 194: Keeping Jesus Away From My Draws

In this episode I talk about my weekend, “The Girl Who Played With Fire” movie, food, this hot ass weather, Christine O’Donnell telling me not to jack off, Bishop Eddie Long playing with boys booty holes, and of course I answer some listener questions. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Rosscast Episode 193: Tough Love

In this episode I talk about Katy Perry being too boobified for Sesame Street, a new reality show where they give you surgery before your wedding, David Beckham fucking around with hookers, Lindsay Lohan going to jail for a few hours, ignorant asses still texting while driving, and I give a commentary on unhappy people and what they should do about it. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Hector Con Carne Returns!

After the brutal beating at the hands of LRW champion Season Premiere, Hector Con Carne the official "Hardcore Day Laborer" has returned with his sights set on campeonato de oro!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Rosscast Episode 192: Move Bitch!

In this episode I discuss the top 10 things you should and should not do in a monster/zombie/horror situation with me, ways to not get killed by me or monsters (with help from friends on facebook), the movie Dinner For Schmucks, hanging out, Hell’s Kitchen, and eating sushi and actually liking it. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Monday, September 20, 2010

"Prettier Than You" Episode 3

Pretty Ricky is back once again to answer viewer questions. I wonder if Njeeeri will piss Ricky off again...?

Rosscast Episode 191: Don't Bite It

In this nasty ass episode I start off talking about the films “Machete” and “The Expendables” and end up talking about what it was like working in a porn shop for seven years, the opposite of whiskey dick, three things that ruin sex for me, a guy blaming his cat for downloading porn, a guy beating off in Walmart, fetishes I just don’t understand, and other nasty crap. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

The Dirt Locker

By now some of you may have heard about the reporter from TV Azteca being in the middle of a shit storm regarding the conduct of the NY Jets locker room. Apparently while in the locker room she was harassed and they made catcalls at her. What catcalls were made? Who knows? The AWSM (Association for Women In Sports Media) complained to the NFL on her behalf.

Ines Sainz said that during the Jets practice while there to interview Mark Sanchez the assistant coach threw footballs at her and players harassed her. Of course she went to her twitter (as most of the world does now when they have some kind of beef) and said that she was uncomfortable with the whole situation.

"Today I wonder why a well respected association such as the AWSM, within its right to inform about any violations of work conditions for its members, acted so impulsively"
she said in an article she later wrote. "Considering that the AWSM was in fact worried about the event and about my integrity as a woman and newsperson, why did I never receive a call from them, and why were all these deeds denounced by the AWSM with such certainty?"

She claims that the false outrage created by all of this has set the women’s rights movement back “at least 50 years.” Come on now. Let’s not get carried away. Before this story broke I had never heard of this woman before. I had never seen her before. But I did go to google and type her name and came up with some…interesting pictures. One of her wearing a wedding dress and proposing to a player.

Almost nothing but ass pictures or her wearing very tight almost painted on clothes. A woman wearing clothes like this is doing it for a few reasons. 1. She wants attention. 2. She is oblivious to the fact that she is surrounded by 300lb men full of testosterone and energy. 3. She is comfortable walking around looking nude. Now I don’t wanna sit here and start blasting her for how she’s dressed but fuck it, I will.

I don’t know where all of you live, but here in California, Los Angeles specifically, most reporters dressed as if they are going to the club, just got back from the club, or they dress business casual. So for as half nude as she looks its not uncommon. It just looks unprofessional.

Does this mean that she should be harassed just because she is dressed the way she is? No. No one deserves to be harassed. But you should also know that when you dress a certain way you will encourage certain reactions from others. Look at Pam Oliver on Fox during the NFL season. She never shows her boobs. She never shows her ass. She is a professional and gets treated as such.

Sainz needs to cover her ass, stop proposing to players and measuring their biceps, and hope that she didn’t fuck up locker room interviews for every other female reporter that actually show up to work looking like pros. We’ve heard Big Daddy Donnie of has said many times how wrestlers need to look like wrestlers and not like the fans in the crowd. Reporters need to look like reporters and not the women NFL players hook up with after games.

“’Just because I am dressed this way does not make me a whore.’ That is true. Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they are dressed a certain way doesn’t mean they are a certain way don’t ever forget it. But ladies you must understand that is fucking confusion…Its like alright, lady. Fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whores uniform.”-
Dave Chapelle

Saturday, September 18, 2010

"Uno: Part Dos"

The long awaited sequel to the smash hit "Uno" is here! "Uno: Part Dos" is in your face. Are you man enough for "Uno"?!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 64: "Killing Time"

Ross cant seem to get the job done so one of Dante's personalities has to step in and finish Dantrell off. But can he? Also, there's trouble in paradise between Pretty Ricky and Death.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Only Reason I Miss Cable

I haven’t had cable in years. Years, I tell you! But there are a few things I miss about paying hundreds of dollars a year for. Like the women. I love how when I write blogs on here its always about chicks. I’m such a nasty bastard sometimes.

Sonja Sohn


This is the bad ass lesbian cop from The Wire. Yeah. This is what she looks like when she’s not putting her knee in people’s backs or shooting folks or getting shot at. I really had no idea she could be this attractive because on the show…she isn’t.

Lauren Velez


I have been watching this woman for decades. I first saw her on New York Undercover then Oz and finally on Dexter. She’s 46 and looks this good. See? There’s hope for all of you!

Kristin Davis


She has a sextape. Seriously, she does. And that made me like her even more. She was the main reason I enjoyed watching Sex In The City. The show not the movies. There was one episode where she was jogging in these tight leggings and…sorry.



One of the awesome folks on Mythbusters. I loved this show and I loved checking her out on it. She has a kid now. Boo. But still, she was way hot. And oh, so nerdy! Nerdy chicks are awesome by the way.

Anna Paquin


Now, I am actually upset about adding her to this list. She was in X Men as Rogue where she was supposed to be this hot Southern Bell. Her Southern voice was bad and she wasn’t hot. But on Trueblood? She is now hot and has perfected her accent. Go figure.

Rosscast Episode 190: Freek-A-Leek

In this episode I talk about the Scott Pilgrim vs. the World movie, a clip from me on The Kevin & Bean Show from KROQ, a Playboy model and her unlikely boyfriends’ sextape, rapper Petey Pablo being arrested for gun charges, an update on that dude that jacked off in his co-workers water, a bunch of shark victims defending sharks, and probably the worst Bad Parent of the Week ever. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Rosscast Episode 189: The Can-Am Connection

In this episode I am joined by Canadian born hotness Julia. We discuss all kinds of random topics from tattoos, piercings, modeling and why I cant be one, and a bunch of other stuff I cant even begin to recall. Click here to download this and older episodes. Enjoy!

Friday, September 10, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 63: "Family Reunion"

This week we pick up right where we left off with Dante on the ground, Jason with his ass beat, and Death mad at Pretty Ricky for whoring. Also, Dantrell is on the loose!

Rosscast Episode 188: Prison Sounds Bad

In this episode I talk about bitter CVS employees, five things chicks dude to ruin dates, that crazy preacher burning shit (maybe…), a guy showing up for his drug hearing with meth in his pocket, condoms in jail, how hard it would be to rape me, whether or not hot chicks have to be good in bed, Britney Spears being sued for sexual harassment, Jerry Lewis smacking bitches, and listener questions. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

"Doom Mates" Short: "Welcome Dantrell"

In this episode you discover what happened to Jason at the end of Episode 62 of "Doom Mates." Also, there is a surprise return...

Rosscast Episode 188: "You Think You Know Me"

In this Adam Corolla inspired episode I talk about my childhood and the lack of encouragement and love involved in it by my parents, a list of the top qualities it takes to be a parent, something called “helicopter parenting” and how it affects kids, and I debut a new segment where I discuss my past jobs. Click here to download this and past episodes. Enjoy!

Living Room Wrestling "The Last Dance"

Its finally come down to this. The absolute very last battle between LRW Champion Season Premiere and the diabolical Stepdaddy. In weeks these two will fight for supreme dominance of Living Room Wrestling!

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Rosscast Episode 187: The News Episode

In this news heavy episode I talk about my weekend, the awesome Earth Wind & Fire concert, the wine bar, the cops shooting a dude waving a knife around, a pastor wanting to burn Qur’ans on Sep. 11th, a college offering zombie courses, kids buying pot from cops, Jesse Jackson getting his car stolen, and some crazy bitch throwing puppies in a river. Click here to download this episode and older ones. Enjoy!

Monday, September 6, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 62: "Ho No Mo"

In this episode Death gets tired of Pretty Ricky's new occupation and needs to figure out how to stop it. Meanwhile Dante is happier than he's ever been in the apartment.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Rosscast Episode 186: Elephant Knuckles Taste Like Chicken

In this all over the place ass episode I talk about TI getting arrested again, Kat Von D dating Jesse James, a fight at the US Open, why you shouldn’t slap strangers, phone books being useless, animals, why the entire continent of Australia scares me, face book etiquette, and what animals I would love to eat. Click here to download this episode and older ones. Enjoy!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

"Prettier Than You" Episode 2

Once again Pretty Ricky graces you with his presence. He answers some listeners questions and says things that make people uncomfortable.

Stepdaddy Issues A Challenge

Stepdaddy is sick of the Living Room Champion dodging his challenges so he issues a challenge. Will Season Premiere respond?!

"Doom Mates" Episode 61: "Hard For The Money"

In this season four debut episode Dante is tired of paying rent alone and decides its time for someone to get a job. He comes up with an idea no one is pleased with. Click to find out who gets a job and how it affects Dante's day at home.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Rosscast Episode 185: That Just Happened!

In this long ass episode where I make up for lost time I talk about religion, double standards, my busy ass week, a wedding I went to, movies at the cemetery, The Bad Parent of the Week, guys jacking off in people’s water, a funny ass guy arrested for indecent exposure, play a clip of an interview Sophia did of me months ago, a clip of Pretty Ricky’s appearance on Tha O Show, and answer listener questions. Damn. Click here to listen to this and older episodes and download them. Enjoy!