Saturday, July 30, 2011

Rosscast Episode 234: Grab Me A Butterknife

In this episode I talk about Kat Von D and Jesse James being asshats, that little creature on She-Ra lying to children, whether I’m mysterious or not, one of the worst Bad Parent Of The Week segments ever, two Bitches Be Crazy stories, a Dude What The Fuck segment with a guy that will make you cringe, and a We Going To Hell featuring sex play gone terribly wrong. Click here to download this episode and here to check out past Rosscast Shows and my movies. Enjoy!

Monday, July 18, 2011

Rosscast Episode 233: I Be Soaking!

In this episode I talk about “soaking” and why it sounds awesome, a new segment called What The Fuck Dude?, two Bad Parent Of The Week, two Bitches Be Crazy, and of course I talk about Carmegeddon. Click here to download this and here to download past Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Rosscast Episode 232: People Are Nuts

In this strange ass episode I talk about a daughter suing her dad in a Kid These Days segment, a human eating plant growing in New York, a restaurant not allowing kids to eat there, a new segment Bitches Be Crazy featuring dicks in garbage disposals, and We Going To Hell. Click here to download this and here for past Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Rosscast Episode 231: New Circle Of Hell

In this episode I talk about Megan Fox being a stupid face, rapper X-Zibit stating false facts about planking, NASA finally stopping with their bullshit space missions, a guy stealing blow up dolls, another We Going To Hell featuring Casey Anthony and a mother ripping someone’s nipple off. Click here to download this episode and here to browse through previous Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

Monday, July 4, 2011

Rosscast Episode 230: Bag Of Lemons

If you have never heard The Rosscast then this is a good place to start! I made a new theme song and do a Bad Parent Of The Week that involves bacon and violence, a woman shooting cops with breast milk, some poor bastard being hit by lightning six times, a guy Facebooking while holding someone hostage, two stories for Only In Florida, and a new segment We Going To Hell. Stick around at the end for more random nonsense I forgot to do during recording. Click here to download this episode and here to download past Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

Encyclopedia Dantanica

This is an updated version of a list I had done before. I do not have a large vocabulary so I tend to attempt to shorten things into a single word most times. The problem is that one word can sometimes stretch out into at least four or five and that just makes my head hurt. So this list is to help those of you that do not understand me out a bit.


Alright: good or good enough to move on. “It looks alright. Now let’s try this.”

Ass: a dumb person; typically its own sentence. “Ass.”

Asshat: someone being stupid for the sake of being stupid. “I tried to have a normal conversation with her but she wanted to be an asshat.”

Aww: used when I am complaining. “I cant see your ass? Aww!”

Awkward: when a situation or statement causes discomfort. “His fly’s open. Awkward…”

Ahh: used when something finally makes sense. “Ahh, so that’s what that smell was.”

Agh: exclamation of displeasure. “What is that scent? Booty? Agh!”

Ashy: when a person or object is very dry. “He looked like he kissed a bag of flour his lips were so ashy.”

Awesome: used a lot to describe most situations I find pleasing. “Those are the most awesome thighs ever.”