Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Rosscast Episode 161: Consult A Physician!








In this episode I talk about the best cry ever, stupid warning labels, an awesome new food blog (http://thehamblogger.com/) that is better than my own food blog, people complaining about free shit all the time, Sandra Bullock drama, my awesome new tattoo, and other random crap that came across my mind. Click here to download this and older Rosscast shows or click here to listen and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Rosscast Episode 160: Do You Care?







In this episode I go old school and just start talking about whatever is on my mind. Topics range from religion, church, my late brother, the zombie and biblical apocalypse, and I know I talk about the comic book Powers at some point. No, I wasn’t drunk. Just babbling. Click here to download this episode and older ones and click here to subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Living Room Wrestling: The Challenge

Rosscast Episode 159: Inside The Cracktor's Studio








In this episode I talk about Jim Carrey and his weird ass divorce, progress and why I don’t discuss it, chicks that shouldn’t wear leggings, Inside the Actor’s Studio questions, SEC guys watching porn at work, a psychic being murdered and the extreme irony involved in that sentence, fools trying to open cabin doors in airplanes mid-flight, and the tattoo I’m getting. Click here to download this episode or click here to download this and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Playboy For Nerds

For those who are unaware I am a nerd. If you don’t believe me check me on episode 163 of Tha O Show and listen to me fail epically at picking up a girl. Now, as a nerd it is my responsibility to have a thing for fictional characters. Now, I know some of you may disagree with some on my choices. And that’s fine. Start you own blog and make your own damn list. I present to you all the hottest fake women!

Cheetarah

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Any self respecting (or non self respecting) nerd grew up thinking Cheetarah from the Thundercats was hot. Did ya’ll know that when she first showed up she was butt booty ass naked? Seriously. She didn’t wear clothes until the got to 3rd Earth. Stupid prudish planet! See? This is why I never went through an “Ew, girls!” phase. I was a horndog from birth.

Jessica Rabbit

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If you didn’t want Jessica Rabbit when you first saw her then something was wrong with you. Yes, I know she isn’t real. I’m retarded, not dumb. Jessica Rabbit gave every nerd out there hope that if you were nice, funny, and got along with folks you could bag a hot chick like her. Now as adults we all know that’s utter bullshit but it was nice to have a dream.

Betty Boop

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Not really my cup of tea. Her head is terrifying and if she were real I’d probably shart myself and cry from fear. But I respect her contributions to the delinquency of males for the past 80 years or so. I remember seeing some special where they had her running around with no draws on. Betty was a freak and any girl that really loves her takes it in the back door. Hey. I didn’t make the rules.

The Baroness

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Evil as hell and had a thing for some dude with a damn metal face. I knew she was evil when I was a kid but I couldn’t help liking her. Maybe it was the glasses. It sure as hell wasn’t her strange ass accent. Plus she almost always had a gun on her. That ruled.

Chun Li

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Maybe this is where my damn thigh fetish started. Chun Li from Street Fighter 2 had almost nothing but kicks and they did everything possible in that damn video game to make sure she showed her draws at every point. If you google Chun Li tons of other nerds have drawn her nude. I’m not beating off to a character. Not that I’m knocking anyone that does. Just use caution. Its hard to play a game with one hand.

Ginormica

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Just watched that Mosters vs. Alien movie and while it stunk I was like “That Ginormica is kinda cute…” which is funny because I find the actress Reese Witherspoon who voiced her to be rather pointy. Its like they took her actual face and made her cute.

Power Girl

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This is a strong ass superhero that is almost as strong as Superman. Plus she wears a damned outfit where her boobs are totally exposed. Lots of Cos-play people dress as her with very…very bad results. Like, really bad. Lots of fat chicks dress as Power Girl and that ain’t cool.

Harley Quinn

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Created for the Batman cartoon, Quinn took off and got ridiculously popular. She’s, insane, cute, and has a corked gun that shoots real bullets which is confusing. I mean, if you think about it for a second. Which I did. Harley will whip your ass and laugh the entire time.

Fox

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Look at her. Like a cartoon Halle Barry. So why in the blue fuck did Angelina Jolie play her in the Wanted movie?! Explain this to me! Anyway, Fox is violent as hell, loves to fuck, and curses like a sailor. Sex is actually part of her training regimen. Isn’t that cool?

Wonder Woman

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Do I really have to explain this one?

Rosscast Episode 158: Assload








In this episode I talk about chicks being dirty, Americans getting fat and stupid, answer an assload of listener questions about movies, wrestling, Star Wars Christmas Specials, Betamax, talk about the passing of Guru from Gang Starr, the top five worst films ever, and of course ramble about other nonsense as usual. Click here to download this and older Rosscast or click here to subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Rosscast Episode 157: Don't Touch Me!






In this episode I talk about yahoo dating advice for chicks, growing up fighting with family, seeing Kick Ass and how cool it was, hanging with my friends and eating seafood, a racist rally here in Los Angeles, and Pope Benedict XVI making promises he can’t keep. Click here to download this episode and click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Friday, April 16, 2010

"Doom Mates" Season 3 Teaser Trailer

Rosscast Episode 156: Half An Asshole






In this episode I talk about Conan going to TBS, Larry King getting divorced for the 7th damn time, Los Angeles police chief Daryl Gates dying, me being on Tha O Show and making an ass of myself, how the DARE program was an epic fail, babbling about Bisquick, movies, and I answer some listener questions. Click here to download this episode and older ones of click here to listen and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Rosscast Episode 155: Listen Up, Yo






In this episode I answer listener questions, talk about that cute chick in that York peppermint Patty commercial, eating burnt sunflower seeds and how they ruin my day, Josh Whedon directing the new Avengers movie, random nonsense, and Bombshell McGee calling out Tiger Woods. Click here to download this episode and older ones or click here to listen and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

"Just Screw It"


Everybody and their mama is a doing a Tiger Woods spoof from his new Nike commercial. So I said, "Hey, Dante? Why don't you do one?" And then I replied, "Can you at least wait until I get off the toilet?!" And a few minutes later this was made. Enjoy.

Monday, April 12, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 40: "The Gauntlet" Season 2 Finale

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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Rosscast Episode 154: Teach Me Pay Me!





In this episode I rave about Werther’s Original’s candy, talk about a German company that has made vagina scented cologne (I shit you not!), facebook fucking up your chances of getting a job, paying punk ass kids to go to school, McDonald’s shakes causing gas, and Demi Moore lying out of her surgically repaired mouth. Click here to download this and old ass episodes and click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Rosscast Episode 153: Right In The Past Hole!





In this past influenced episode I talk about old cartoons, movies, and music. And of course I end up rambling about the mail and sending cereal to folks. I also get around to answering some listener questions, talk about how I would bang a Golden Girl, and why The Last Dragon is the best movie ever. Click here to download the Rosscast or click here to listen and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 39: "The Jig Is Up"

Rosscast Episode 152: Virtually Virtual





In this episode I talk about the show Extreme Makeovers making folks broke, having the cops called on you for violent ass sex, an actor from Buffy the Vampire Slayer being tasered by cops (TWICE!), Dear Abby questions asked for her and answered by me, and the return of the Bad Parent of the Week! Click here to download this episode and click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!