Damn, damn, daaaaaaamn!!! Heather sent me this story and I shook my head so hard that my eyes rolled into the back of my head, I saw my future, got scared, then returned to the present. 58 year old Sadie Bell of Michigan shot her 60 year old boyfriend Edward Lee in the gut because he didn't produce enough man gravy after having sex. Why? Because she thought this meant that he was having an affair. Now...come on. She was arrested and has been released on bond because she's a woman. Assistant Oakland County Prosecutor Paul Walton said “She was pretty graphic about why she had shot him. She was convinced he was having an affair. She reached this conclusion by the fact that he didn't produce enough ejaculate. So she shot him in the stomach.” An appeal has been made to appeal the bond. Lee ended up in the hospital for five weeks having surgery on his liver, kidney, pancreas, and colon.
And why is shooting someone for making a low amount of salt malt a thing that needs to happen? There are pills and diets guys try to go on to make themselves produce more and it is never for the purpose of having children. It is because there are guys in porn that can change the color of your room when they cum and guys feel like we're supposed to do the same. There are even fake porn films where a guy has a giant fake penis and shoots fake population paste! Look. I don't want to know how to make more of something that can ruin my life. If I could cum and dust came out I'd be happy. Look like Lebron James at the beginning of an NBA game or make a chick look like Tank Girl in the shower.