Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Rosscast Episode 195: Black Heat White Fire

In this episode I am joined all the way from Florida by Alex! We discuss the Scott Pilgrim movie, remakes that don’t need to be remade, the whole Katy Perry/Sesame Street debacle, TV and what shows are good, some listener questions, and about 45 minutes in we go into an in depth discussion about whether it makes a chick bad of she spits or swallows. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Before & After Part 2

I'm a fucking maroon and totally forgot one chick on the list. Njeri pointed out that I had forgot to mention Cherie Johnson who played Punky Brewster's best damned friend! I used to have her as a friend on myspace and she would actually write back when I sent her messages. They were never anything nasty. Just hello's and "Nice picture."

Parkour For Beginners

In this video I prove how simple it is to get from point A to point B by using point Z. What is point Z you ask? Parkour!!!

Before & After

There are some actresses I had a crush on when I was little that disappeared only for me to rediscover them somehow and see how hot they turned out. This is a list of some of these women. Not everyone can turn from a caterpillar into a beautiful butterfly (Countess Vaughn...).

Soleil Moon Frye


I watched Punky Brewster in every form when I was a kid. I watched the show. I watched that horrible ass cartoon with the damn flying furry thing. I thought she was cute when I was little and saw her again on Wonder Years with the biggest knockers this side of Mississippi. She has since gotten a breast reduction but she is way hot.

Danica McKeller


Everyone remembers Winnie Cooper from Wonder Years. She was the definition of the girl next door and was so sweet. I was actually sad on the episode where her brother died in Vietnam. Winnie grew up hot! Sadly, she is with child now which means yet another name is stricken from the spank bank.

Keisha Knight Pulliam


Rudy grew up hot as hell! She had disappeared for years until she started popping up in rap videos. One day while working at the porn shop I saw a magazine cover wearing a bathing suit and I was like “That looks just like Ru…oh my god that’s Rudy!” Who’d have thought she’d turn out so cute?

Jenna Von Oy


She pops up in every list I make for some reason. Ha! Some reason my ass! Look at her! It took people a while to notice how hot she was but I had a crush on her when she was on Blossom. She sings and whatever but like certain performers (Nikki Minaj, Beyonce, Shakira) I’d rather just look at them and never hear them sing. Six has always been hot.

Tiffany Brissette

Yes, VICKI the Robot is alive and well. Now this chick seriously disappeared! It took years until she made some type of appearance and thankfully she wasn’t some 300lb. dame. (note: changed image on 10/7/14 after being told it was wrong Tiffany as an adult...years ago)

Are there any other chicks that I’m leaving out?

Monday, September 27, 2010

Stepdaddy Needs A Response

Stepdaddy is tired of waiting and issues his challenge to Season Premiere for the Living Room Wrestling title.

Rosscast Episode 194: Keeping Jesus Away From My Draws

In this episode I talk about my weekend, “The Girl Who Played With Fire” movie, food, this hot ass weather, Christine O’Donnell telling me not to jack off, Bishop Eddie Long playing with boys booty holes, and of course I answer some listener questions. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Rosscast Episode 193: Tough Love

In this episode I talk about Katy Perry being too boobified for Sesame Street, a new reality show where they give you surgery before your wedding, David Beckham fucking around with hookers, Lindsay Lohan going to jail for a few hours, ignorant asses still texting while driving, and I give a commentary on unhappy people and what they should do about it. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Hector Con Carne Returns!

After the brutal beating at the hands of LRW champion Season Premiere, Hector Con Carne the official "Hardcore Day Laborer" has returned with his sights set on campeonato de oro!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Rosscast Episode 192: Move Bitch!

In this episode I discuss the top 10 things you should and should not do in a monster/zombie/horror situation with me, ways to not get killed by me or monsters (with help from friends on facebook), the movie Dinner For Schmucks, hanging out, Hell’s Kitchen, and eating sushi and actually liking it. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Monday, September 20, 2010

"Prettier Than You" Episode 3

Pretty Ricky is back once again to answer viewer questions. I wonder if Njeeeri will piss Ricky off again...?

Rosscast Episode 191: Don't Bite It

In this nasty ass episode I start off talking about the films “Machete” and “The Expendables” and end up talking about what it was like working in a porn shop for seven years, the opposite of whiskey dick, three things that ruin sex for me, a guy blaming his cat for downloading porn, a guy beating off in Walmart, fetishes I just don’t understand, and other nasty crap. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

The Dirt Locker

By now some of you may have heard about the reporter from TV Azteca being in the middle of a shit storm regarding the conduct of the NY Jets locker room. Apparently while in the locker room she was harassed and they made catcalls at her. What catcalls were made? Who knows? The AWSM (Association for Women In Sports Media) complained to the NFL on her behalf.

Ines Sainz said that during the Jets practice while there to interview Mark Sanchez the assistant coach threw footballs at her and players harassed her. Of course she went to her twitter (as most of the world does now when they have some kind of beef) and said that she was uncomfortable with the whole situation.

"Today I wonder why a well respected association such as the AWSM, within its right to inform about any violations of work conditions for its members, acted so impulsively"
she said in an article she later wrote. "Considering that the AWSM was in fact worried about the event and about my integrity as a woman and newsperson, why did I never receive a call from them, and why were all these deeds denounced by the AWSM with such certainty?"

She claims that the false outrage created by all of this has set the women’s rights movement back “at least 50 years.” Come on now. Let’s not get carried away. Before this story broke I had never heard of this woman before. I had never seen her before. But I did go to google and type her name and came up with some…interesting pictures. One of her wearing a wedding dress and proposing to a player.

Almost nothing but ass pictures or her wearing very tight almost painted on clothes. A woman wearing clothes like this is doing it for a few reasons. 1. She wants attention. 2. She is oblivious to the fact that she is surrounded by 300lb men full of testosterone and energy. 3. She is comfortable walking around looking nude. Now I don’t wanna sit here and start blasting her for how she’s dressed but fuck it, I will.

I don’t know where all of you live, but here in California, Los Angeles specifically, most reporters dressed as if they are going to the club, just got back from the club, or they dress business casual. So for as half nude as she looks its not uncommon. It just looks unprofessional.

Does this mean that she should be harassed just because she is dressed the way she is? No. No one deserves to be harassed. But you should also know that when you dress a certain way you will encourage certain reactions from others. Look at Pam Oliver on Fox during the NFL season. She never shows her boobs. She never shows her ass. She is a professional and gets treated as such.

Sainz needs to cover her ass, stop proposing to players and measuring their biceps, and hope that she didn’t fuck up locker room interviews for every other female reporter that actually show up to work looking like pros. We’ve heard Big Daddy Donnie of has said many times how wrestlers need to look like wrestlers and not like the fans in the crowd. Reporters need to look like reporters and not the women NFL players hook up with after games.

“’Just because I am dressed this way does not make me a whore.’ That is true. Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they are dressed a certain way doesn’t mean they are a certain way don’t ever forget it. But ladies you must understand that is fucking confusion…Its like alright, lady. Fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whores uniform.”-
Dave Chapelle

Saturday, September 18, 2010

"Uno: Part Dos"

The long awaited sequel to the smash hit "Uno" is here! "Uno: Part Dos" is in your face. Are you man enough for "Uno"?!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 64: "Killing Time"

Ross cant seem to get the job done so one of Dante's personalities has to step in and finish Dantrell off. But can he? Also, there's trouble in paradise between Pretty Ricky and Death.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Only Reason I Miss Cable

I haven’t had cable in years. Years, I tell you! But there are a few things I miss about paying hundreds of dollars a year for. Like the women. I love how when I write blogs on here its always about chicks. I’m such a nasty bastard sometimes.

Sonja Sohn


This is the bad ass lesbian cop from The Wire. Yeah. This is what she looks like when she’s not putting her knee in people’s backs or shooting folks or getting shot at. I really had no idea she could be this attractive because on the show…she isn’t.

Lauren Velez


I have been watching this woman for decades. I first saw her on New York Undercover then Oz and finally on Dexter. She’s 46 and looks this good. See? There’s hope for all of you!

Kristin Davis


She has a sextape. Seriously, she does. And that made me like her even more. She was the main reason I enjoyed watching Sex In The City. The show not the movies. There was one episode where she was jogging in these tight leggings and…sorry.



One of the awesome folks on Mythbusters. I loved this show and I loved checking her out on it. She has a kid now. Boo. But still, she was way hot. And oh, so nerdy! Nerdy chicks are awesome by the way.

Anna Paquin


Now, I am actually upset about adding her to this list. She was in X Men as Rogue where she was supposed to be this hot Southern Bell. Her Southern voice was bad and she wasn’t hot. But on Trueblood? She is now hot and has perfected her accent. Go figure.

Rosscast Episode 190: Freek-A-Leek

In this episode I talk about the Scott Pilgrim vs. the World movie, a clip from me on The Kevin & Bean Show from KROQ, a Playboy model and her unlikely boyfriends’ sextape, rapper Petey Pablo being arrested for gun charges, an update on that dude that jacked off in his co-workers water, a bunch of shark victims defending sharks, and probably the worst Bad Parent of the Week ever. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Rosscast Episode 189: The Can-Am Connection

In this episode I am joined by Canadian born hotness Julia. We discuss all kinds of random topics from tattoos, piercings, modeling and why I cant be one, and a bunch of other stuff I cant even begin to recall. Click here to download this and older episodes. Enjoy!

Friday, September 10, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 63: "Family Reunion"

This week we pick up right where we left off with Dante on the ground, Jason with his ass beat, and Death mad at Pretty Ricky for whoring. Also, Dantrell is on the loose!

Rosscast Episode 188: Prison Sounds Bad

In this episode I talk about bitter CVS employees, five things chicks dude to ruin dates, that crazy preacher burning shit (maybe…), a guy showing up for his drug hearing with meth in his pocket, condoms in jail, how hard it would be to rape me, whether or not hot chicks have to be good in bed, Britney Spears being sued for sexual harassment, Jerry Lewis smacking bitches, and listener questions. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

"Doom Mates" Short: "Welcome Dantrell"

In this episode you discover what happened to Jason at the end of Episode 62 of "Doom Mates." Also, there is a surprise return...

Rosscast Episode 188: "You Think You Know Me"

In this Adam Corolla inspired episode I talk about my childhood and the lack of encouragement and love involved in it by my parents, a list of the top qualities it takes to be a parent, something called “helicopter parenting” and how it affects kids, and I debut a new segment where I discuss my past jobs. Click here to download this and past episodes. Enjoy!

Living Room Wrestling "The Last Dance"

Its finally come down to this. The absolute very last battle between LRW Champion Season Premiere and the diabolical Stepdaddy. In weeks these two will fight for supreme dominance of Living Room Wrestling!

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Rosscast Episode 187: The News Episode

In this news heavy episode I talk about my weekend, the awesome Earth Wind & Fire concert, the wine bar, the cops shooting a dude waving a knife around, a pastor wanting to burn Qur’ans on Sep. 11th, a college offering zombie courses, kids buying pot from cops, Jesse Jackson getting his car stolen, and some crazy bitch throwing puppies in a river. Click here to download this episode and older ones. Enjoy!

Monday, September 6, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 62: "Ho No Mo"

In this episode Death gets tired of Pretty Ricky's new occupation and needs to figure out how to stop it. Meanwhile Dante is happier than he's ever been in the apartment.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Rosscast Episode 186: Elephant Knuckles Taste Like Chicken

In this all over the place ass episode I talk about TI getting arrested again, Kat Von D dating Jesse James, a fight at the US Open, why you shouldn’t slap strangers, phone books being useless, animals, why the entire continent of Australia scares me, face book etiquette, and what animals I would love to eat. Click here to download this episode and older ones. Enjoy!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

"Prettier Than You" Episode 2

Once again Pretty Ricky graces you with his presence. He answers some listeners questions and says things that make people uncomfortable.

Stepdaddy Issues A Challenge

Stepdaddy is sick of the Living Room Champion dodging his challenges so he issues a challenge. Will Season Premiere respond?!

"Doom Mates" Episode 61: "Hard For The Money"

In this season four debut episode Dante is tired of paying rent alone and decides its time for someone to get a job. He comes up with an idea no one is pleased with. Click to find out who gets a job and how it affects Dante's day at home.