Thursday, June 29, 2017

Creepy Woman Becomes Creepy Dark Woman

When I first saw this woman I thought it was a fake image. I figured that there was no one that would for real do the same shit that Robert Downey Jr. from Tropic Thunder did. Turns out I was wrong. Martina Adams aka Martina Big is a German model that is known for having the biggest bazungas in Europe. She is now known for for turning her skin darker in an attempt to transition into being a Black woman. This woman looks spooky as shit. Just to get that out of the way in case anyone reading this thought that she was My Current Jam or something. She isn't. This shit is frightening.

After having some extensions added to her hair she said “To become more and more a black woman, that is such a wonderful feeling. I'm so happy. I'm a black girl with black hair, so I have to change very soon my passport.” I think that should be the least of her concerns. Frightening children and making it harder for me to sleep should be higher up on that list. She also says she plans to change more of her features and get a bigger butt.

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Dante Vs. Nature 69

For anyone that says “God doesn't make mistakes!” I present to you Trichobatrachus robustus aka Hairy Frog aka Wolverine Frog! This fucking thing looks like something out of a Guillermo Del Toro film. When not in scare the shit out of travelers mode its claws sit in its back feet. But when it wants to give you a story to talk about when you get home looking different they pop out of its hands. They don't even come out of normal claw places either. The shits come out of its palms. It breaks its own bones just to defend itself. Its the same shit that frat boys or lunatics do but instead of ripping off their shirt to flash their barbed wire tattoo they smash their hands into glass and use that glass as a weapon. It'd be like high-fiving a demon and I don't need that stress in my life.

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Just Talking With Dante Episode 24

Jasmine has returned for another show! We talk about our Fat Tour, our drink refill policies, people getting upset at Kendrick Lamar for actually being humble, we discuss the Kathy Griffin photo controversy, Bill Maher dropping n-bombs, I discuss wanting to be a cult leader, couples that prank one another, students using retweets to get out of doing finals, I ask Jasmine a series of Would You Rather? questions, we talk about dead bodies doing living things, and the Kardashian sex circle. This episode was all over the place but fun. Click here for previous Just Talking With Dante.

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Best Of Just Talking With Dante/Jasmine Part 4

This is the final installment of the Best Of Talking With Dante & Jasmine. It was fun putting these together. Thanks to Jasmine for being such a fun guest and making this show so much better and for all you random folks out there that listen to and download this show. Click here for previous Just Talking With Dante.