Remember that one time you got invited to that island to participate in a tournament where you and others from around the world had to compete against one another to see who was the best fighter in the world? Yeah, I don’t either. You know why? Because it didn‘t happen, you freak!
Enter The Dragon is considered one of the best films ever made involving Bruce Lee and people getting kicked in the face faster than they can blink. Poor O’Hara. That dude just didn’t know when to quit. You hit me in the face three times and then so hard I am stopped only by the people watching I bow and throw my wallet at you. I don’t need that level of stress in my life.
|Poor son of a bitch.|
In this Dante Saves You: Enter The Dragon Edition I will teach your dumb ass how to survive landing on this island. How did you get here anyway? I didn’t see you on the boat, you stowaway son of a bitch! Fine. You’re already here. Let’s kick some lip synced ass! And before you ask, no, I am not sharing any of my free hookers with you.