“Hahahahaha!” - Dante
“No pun intended.” - Jasmine
Jasmine still here! In this episode Jasmine and I talk about another Fat Tour, a Dear Jasmine article given by Madam L., and some Random Ass Questions for Jasmine, she also tries to teach me how to travel, and we finish up some more donuts to close out the show. Click here for previous episodes.
“Can't no pimple form if you ain't got no moisture to live on.” - Jasmine
“That's sounds like something you tell a zombie to make it happy.” - Dante
Jasmine is back and she is in person! That's right! After a year and a half Jasmine has returned to grace us with her physical ass self. We talk about our Fat Tour, list things we hope stay after Covid is done, things we cared about growing up that proved pointless, a Tik Tok about a woman that finds out her husband super cheated, I go on a tirade about Married At First Sight, and we try some donuts. It was so damn cool to finally be able to be with one of my favorite people again! Click here for previous episodes.
I've watched dating reality shows in bits and pieces in the past or read about them. Its one of the types of shows I haven't worked on yet and would talk so much trash if I did. The past few months I've been watching more of them and I've noticed certain people that appear on all of them in some form or another. I decided to make this The Seven People You Meet On Dating Shows. I'm sure there are way more but this is my blog and I wanna focus on the nonsense that sticks out in my head.
The Hunger
This person is so desperate to be in a relationship (“I don't wanna die alone!”) that they will accept anything put in front of them. This person is rarely single and will jump from relationship to relationship without pause. They will beat their friends ears wondering why they have such a hard time finding their true love and attack any actual advice that would put them on the right path. Fuck taking the time to figure out what they actually need in a relationship. These people tend to date the same mistakes over and over again. Guy dates a woman that treats him like shit? Woman with an emotionally abusive guy? That Hunger wants more of that as fast as it can get it! There is no point in trying to stop this person and they usually wont change their behavior until after watching the show and seeing what that shit looks like on screen.
“People are fucking lucky I'm not more evil. I have every right to be a monster.” - Dante
“Truly!” - Jasmine
In this technical difficulty free episode Jasmine and I discuss Luther Vandross' berfday, an asshole being convicted of murder, weird ass weather, Demi Lovato getting mad at a frozen yogurt shop, and Jasmine asks me some Random Ass Questions. Click here for previous episodes.
“I'm done. I'm done.” - Jasmine
Jasmine here! We power through some audio issues to talk about Verzuz, DMX being in the hospital (recorded before he passed away), celebrities with the most kids, a three-way that got deadly, Cher thinking she a crime stopper, a kid born with tres penis, and Derrick Jaxn cheating on his wife after advising women on how to deal with cheating men. Click here for previous episodes.
Got some more best of bits from episodes 49 and 50 of Just Talking With Dante featuring Jasmine. Click here for previous episodes.
These are some random clips from episodes 31, 45, and 46. I have some some of these best of episodes in the last and always enjoy them. Maybe you will too. Maybe you wont. If you don't maybe you should speak to the manager. The reason why the numbers are all over the place is I picked the ones with Jasmine and because we had audio hiccups getting used to our new format and I didn't wanna include those. Click here for previous Just Talking With Dante
In this episode we once again look at pictures of the terrifying men that occupy dating apps. Click here for previous episodes.
“I'm sorry. What does Texas smell like?” - Jasmine
“Dust and barbecue.” - Dante
In this episode we talk about Texas opening up 100%, a podcast called Dr. Death, Kim and Kanye divorcing, and give one another the Proust Questionnaire. This was a fun episode (that require far too much editing), and a blooper of Jasmine with the giggle fits. Click here to check out previous episodes.
“Cabbage smell like puberty.” - Dante
“No it don't.” - Jasmine
In this rambling episode we talk about Ted Cruz trying to sneak a vacation/escape into his life, talk about pastrami sandwiches for no reason, St. Patrick's Day, Random Ass Questions, then we take a magical trip through the land of dating apps where I look at photos of men and baffle myself. Click here for previous episodes.
“Well wait till I'm off the damn phone.” - Jasmine
In this episode we talk about Valentine's Day, answer some Dear Jasmine questions, Gorilla Glue, Black hair issues, some Random Ass Questions, and multiple tangents. One of my favorite episodes not just to record but edit as well. Click here for previous episodes.
In this extra episode we once again look through the terrifying world of dating apps and what they have to offer. It is pretty much me just talking trash about strange looking people. Click here for the previous episode.
I haven't done one of these in years. In 2020 during March the world went to shit due to a virus that is still going. 2020 was a strange ass year for so many reasons but I am gonna focus on The Seven People You Meet During The Pandemic. My birthday week was the last normal week and I miss that level of normal. The world was bad but I could find joy in things like hanging with my few friends and seeing movies, concerts, and shows. During the past year there have been a lot of strange new versions of humans to emerge from the shadows. I am gonna write about seven of them. Are there more than that? Sure. But this is a post about just seven of them. It's the theme of this post, you weirdo. You might be one of these seven. I may be one of them. The world may never know!
“Okay. Here's the first photo. Its about to pop on up – what the fuck?!” - Dante
“I'm 'bout to die!!!” - Jasmine
After we finished recording the latest episode of Just Talking With Dante, Jasmine realized there was another topic she wanted to discuss: dating apps. She sent me photos of these potential matches and laughed as I talked mad shit. This is the closest you're gonna come to hearing me being 100% honest while being recorded.
