“This is stupid. Why should I have to
distance myself socially? Don't the government know who I am?
Besides. They couldn't stop me if they wanted to. I got powers.”
There is some weird ass virus going around and everybody is freaking
out blaming the internet and aliens. I know for a fact it is neither
of those things because after the last ass whooping I gave we should
be alien free for at least three more years. Hopefully by then I'll
develop another superpower. And the internet has never done anything
wrong so there's that.
Hello.
My name is Johnny Panic and I do not
have the cure to this disease. Or do I? You'll never know.
“You're the worst” Ronica says
while bouncing Milly on her lap who is giggling like a lunatic. I
think our baby is broken. Bouncing on a lap can't be that much fun.
Could it? I'm gonna try it later. With Zazz.
“Why am I the worst?” I ask her.
