Whenever I hear
anyone mention the 10 Commandments it is from someone who is angry
about something or trying to stop people from having all of the fun.
I think it is time to update these things for the modern age. And who
better than someone that goes to church only when someone dies or
gets married? What I'm saying is that I'm not close to the whole
religious situation and feel that I can offer some insight to those
of you that are.
Obviously, some of
these (meaning most) are going to require you to be a somewhat
intelligent adult and in control of your mental functions most of the
time. So if you are taking all kinds of medications for chemical
imbalances and shit you may not be able to accomplish these. Millions
of people are on pills these days so I can't even be mad at you. But
I forgive you, my child. But not really. I'm a petty deity. I should
probably make some loud declaration beforehand like in the bible.
