Growing up there comes a time when someone is gonna refer to you as a cartoon character. Most times it is a nice name like Pooh or Sugar Bear. Those are nice things to be called. Other times you get called by a name and the shit sticks with you for the rest of your life. As an adult people start talking about how much they love a certain cartoon and suddenly your ass flashbacks and once again you're on the playground surrounded by asshole children laughing at you. “Leave my teeth alone, Rachar! You're fat! I hate you!” Oh, sorry. Just had a flashback.
When I was little I knew a kid called
Gizmo from the Gremlins movie. I can't tell you his actual name for
shit. Until I die that kid is known as Gizmo. Know why? Because he
looked exactly like Gizmo in human form. Hell, I have two uncles
whose real names I don't know.
