I get crushes. Not often but it happens
and when it does I tend to sigh heavily on the inside and moan like a
sick whale on the outside. I don't know about you but when I have a
crush it tends to be more annoying than this fun experience like it
is in movies. For me a crush is different than liking someone. When I
like someone, or god forbid fall in love, it is definite and there
will be some action taken. When it's a crush it can drag on for damn
near a year of questioning everything from my clothing choices to
multi-verses where I'm far more confident in my ability to confront
these wicked city women I fall for. In this Five Things I Learned
Having Crushes you will get a taste of my struggle. There are really
more than five but you don't need to know that much about me. You
already know too much. Stop being nosy. I'll be getting some help
with this from Ralph Wiggum.
