Bad boys. Women love 'em. Men wanna be
'em. I have to admit that at one time in my life I wanted to be bad.
It was around the age of 12 or so after my “girlfriend” dumped me
for an older (14) boy that had a bad reputation. I didn't have a bad
reputation. I was known for being a nerd, weird, smart, or strange.
Never bad though. To be bad you had to be in a gang, known for being
surgical with your fists, or had sexual experience of some sort. At
that age I had only grabbed a tit through a shirt...which sadly is
more action than I get now.
What got me to thinking about bad boys
is this guy that has been all over TV, the internet, and every form
of social media. This criminal Jeremy Meeks is the current holder of
all the stupid vagina. I say stupid because no woman in her right
mind would want to be with a guy that has his lifestyle and criminal
record. They shouldn't but they do. Why? Because women like bad boys.
I was talking to my mother earlier
about this guy. I told her that he is the personification of my worst
nightmare. You know the way that fat chicks hate skinny bitches? This
guy represents everything I couldn't be since I was born in this body
with this face.
Don't get me wrong. I am fine with my
face. I don't have anything particularly strange going on with it. I
don't have any scars or weirdness happening. But if you put me next
to a light skinned dude who is a 4 on a scale of 1 to 10 chances are
he will beat me out every single time. And the eyes? Come on. Women
would attack me for fear of me getting some of my looks on him.
