One time I looked at a woman across the
street and wondered what she smelled like. Another time I liked one
just because she had bomb ass legs. There was one that had the body
of a Jessica Rabbit but the face of a Moe from The Simpson's and I
wanted to volunteer as tribute. There have been countless ones that I
have liked for purely physical reasons. There have been ones I liked
that were ugmos but cool as hell and I even dated a couple. And hold
on to your monocles because there have been women I've liked based
purely on their hairstyle. We are living in a time right now where
things you think let alone say can be used against you as a weapon
and I am choosing to just opt out altogether.
There have been women I complemented
only to hear them complain about the very thing I complimented them
on. Saying something like “I like that shirt” ended with me
staring at them as they spent the next two minutes telling me why
they hated the shirt but “thanks.” It take a lot for me to
compliment someone now because of that kinda shit. But now? Fuck
complementing anything including the chef because anything can be
taken as an insult. I used to say asshole guys ruined compliments to
women or just straight up talking to them because because of them
women had to walk around with their guard up. Facebook gave my cousin
the option to report an image I made and I just laughed.
