Have you heard of this Vajazzle
nonsense? This was something that I had never in my life knew existed
until a friend brought it up. The next day I saw two news stories
about it and then the next thing I knew I couldn't turn on the TV or
go online without seeing someone talking about this. What Vajazzle is
are these crystals that women put all over or around their vajayjays
to make them look...pretty? Sparkly? More interesting? I don't know.
Either way I don't like it.
I'm not sure why it was created. I
wonder if there was some woman just sitting at home thinking her
vagina looked boring and needed to bring a little more excitement to
her draws. Or maybe guy told his wife “You know what would make
your ladybits more interesting? Jewels!” Next thing you know the
Vajazzle exists and guys have the potential to have their mouths
looking like Lil Wayne's.
