Five Things I Learned About What I Like In Women

As everyone knows, I love the ladies. There is nothing like getting some stank on my hang low. There’s also like turning them off immediately as you’ve just witnessed. When I talk about the chicks I like and am attracted to people automatically assume that she has to have big thighs. Let me clear that up right now. Most of the girls I have had, be it a small amount, have not had big legs. Could you imagine if I wouldn’t even talk to a girl because her legs were small? “Let me get a look at you. Oh, get out of here with your nonsense legs, dame!”

This isn’t a list of physical things I like about women anyway. And before I start I will say that most of these sound like bullshit. Mostly to jaded ass women who have or are dating an asshole that will dump them if they lose their tits or looks. My choices on looks vary from “Holy shit she is too hot to like me!” to looking so strange that my sexuality is questioned. This list is gonna be 100% honest and if you don’t believe me when reading it you can swallow me. Seriously. That would be very nice of you.