Showing posts with label Why Isn't Dante Dating? The Fistening. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Why Isn't Dante Dating? The Fistening. Show all posts

Monday, September 22, 2014

Why Isn't Dante Dating? The Fistening


It's that time once again where I find interesting dating questions and answer them for myself. I tried to get rid of the ones I have answered on previous blogs and stick with the ones I wish people would actually ask me. These are more on the fun side and not stupid ass ones that ask about what school I went to and a lot of work shit.

As some people may know, I hate talking about work unless it's an awesome ass job where there are fights, explosions, sex, or body fluids. Otherwise you work at an office that has an asshole no one likes...and we don't wanna hear about them unless you have almost punched them once.

I like random ass stuff and would prefer if someone walked up to me and asked “What's the funkiest thing you ever smelled?” Now that's interesting to me.

I think I may have just explained why I'm single.