Boneless Dante

It started with a desire to be celibate and it started sliding towards asexuality. Some people think that these two things are the same but they really aren't. Right now I'm in the middle of these two which is honestly easier than I ever thought it would be. Asexuals are described as someone who has no sexual feelings or desires but can and will still do things considered romantic. Someone who is celibate chooses not to bone for religious or personal reasons. And by personal reasons I mean religious reasons. I'm kidding...but not.

There is nothing like being on the receiving end of no sex because of a man no one sees and I'm not talking about an absentee father. There is no way to win that fight without someone making a significant life change or ending up on someone's biblical shit list. Here is part of what got me writing about this.

Beastman: Dante, Obama is not going to GET you Rosario Dawson no matter how much you protest in front of the federal building.

Dante: That's so 2012. I have moved on past her after her last relationship.

Beastman: Who's the belle du jour now?

Dante: No one. I'm on that asexual thing now. So stress free.

Beastman: You got to write an article on that. That seems so alien to me. Things like, how do you turn it off, you know what I mean? You meet or see a girl you like and your mind starts going there. Do you turn that part of your brain off? Or is it awkward being around people the exact opposite of that?