The Sprinkler From Hell

There have been many tales where it seems like my family have done things to me that would’ve required social services to be called. Well, here is another one! I have been hurt and jacked up in ways that you would imagine I should look like a mutant sewer dweller. This is about one of the worst injuries I ever had.

"What happened to your foot?"

That's what my brother Luther asked me before what would be one of the dumbest days of my life. It wasn't dumb in the fact that the sky was green and trees spoke with Scottish accents (because we all know they have Australian accents). Just one stupid event followed another which lead with me not being able to move my baby toe.