When I was a kid shit was different.
Way to start off stating the obvious. In this post I am gonna write
about a few things from when I was little that you don't see much of
anymore or hear about. Like this goddamn floor furnace. I didn't even
know what it was called. I called it the floor heater aka The Jump
Across The Room Maker. I swear, I should have the longest long jump
in the world because of this thing.
It wasn't like it was in the
corner where no one had to walk. This shit was right in the living
room just outside the hallway door. I wouldn't even know it was on
unless I turned it on myself or just happened to step on it which I
did dozens of times. There is nothing that will wake your ass up like
stepping on a 200 degree piece of metal. I haven't even mentioned how
big it was. It was about five feet long and maybe two and a half feet
wide. Just big as shit and right there for me to step on when it was
on fire or get my toes stuck in at other times. This thing was the
devil and I don't know why it was made the way it was. It sounds like
a joke that went to far. “Hey, crazy idea. What if we put a huge
heater on the floor?” No wonder my ass walk looking at the ground. I got post traumatic furnace disorder!
