I went to a circus when I was about 10
or 11. Know what I thought? “Wow elephants are huge!” and “Wow
elephants stink!” Circuses suck but at least the animals are doing
things. Yeah, things they shouldn't be doing but they are doing
things. You go to a zoo and the animals are asleep, invisible, or
just staring at you wondering why you wasted sixty bucks to feed them
grass. What the hell am I even talking about? Bears and circuses.
This circus in Russia has bear performances and recently the bear
remembered what it was and tried to eat this man like groceries. I
watched the video and thought “Well...yeah.” The guy is walking
behind the bear and the bear turns around like he said something
about its mothers and takes him to the ground. Another guy jumps in
and starts kicking the bear just like you're taught to do when a bear
is attacking.
Or just lay there and play dead. Yeah, that's it. Kick
it until its calm or play dead until its tired of eating your booty.
If you've seen the video you'll see
that there is no fencing around the tiny ass area where this
happened. These people thought it was a good idea to go see a bear on
a leash with no fence or anything around. Cool. The bear had a muzzle
on so the guy didn't get eaten alive and is fine. That's like saying
the opponent is fine because Mike Tyson was wearing boxing gloves.
The bear and the trainer were both fired after this incident. How the
fuck do you fire a bear? They say flash photography may have startled
the bear setting it off. Yeah. I'm sure that's what happened.
Or...its a bear on a leash in a room full of food. That's like
locking me a See's factory after hours. Things are gonna be messy the
next day. Next time someone invites you to see animals perform just
don't go. Its never as fun as it looks on TV and you're only really
going to see exactly what these people saw.
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