I heard about this story of a 31 year
old guy named Kyle Jones who lives in Pittsburgh that is into older
women. That's cool. Older women need some loving, too. But then I saw
that he was having sex with women as old as 91 like Marjorie McCool
and I shivered. Then I watched a video of them kissing and made a
face. I don't know what face I made but it hurt my lips and ears. It
turns out that I'm an ageist. I don't have a problem if he was boning
Helen Mirren who is my template for hot ass old ladies. I'd be
jealous but I'd be fine because I'll never meet this woman. But
having sex with someone 60 years older than you at any age seems
nasty. They have been seeing each other for five years which is
longer than any relationship I've ever had.
Probably because he fucks other old
ladies on the side. Kyle said “Everyone's brain is wired
differently, some guys prefer blondes, some brunettes, some like
other guys. I like old ladies.” His age range that he goes for is
between 60 and 80 years old. He finds them online and chats with them
before knocking the dust off. “Whenever I'm trying to speak to an
older woman, the first reaction I get is 'you're way too young'. I
find persistence is good so I tell them it'll be fun.” Translation: “I got more time to waste pursuing this than you.” He says that
he sees about five women at a time which I gather ends up being over
300 years worth of vajayjay at a time. This country isn't even that
old.
