Dashuh sent me a link about 40 Effed Up Things About Being 40. I'll likely not make it to 40 and my birthday
is in a few months so I thought that I would take this opportunity to
whip up this 35 Effed Up Things About Being 35. I have a feeling that some folks is gonna be bothered by this one.
This is a age that I
never thought that I would reach and sure as hell did not expect my
life to be this way if I had. Let me know if you relate to any of
these. I doubt you will because I'm special.
Tell me about some effed
up things about being your age. Or not. You have the right to be a jerk that is ashamed of how old you are. I still don't get those people. Or ones that either lie about their age or tell me to guess. Never tell me to guess. You may get your old ass feelings hurt. I'm kidding! See what happens when you get old? Lose your sense of humor. Then your teeth. Next are the hips. After that you're sleeping in your funeral clothes to save time.
