Showing posts with label 5 Ambitious Sex Positions For the Brave and Flexible. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 5 Ambitious Sex Positions For the Brave and Flexible. Show all posts

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Dante Bitches About Ambitious Sex Positions


Goddamn it, Cosmo. I found this article called 5 Ambitious Sex Positions For the Brave and Flexible that should be called 5 Things To Do To End Up In The Hospital. I think this was made by someone that is trying to get people into a chiropractic office. By the way chiropractors are bullshit. Seriously. Look up who created it. Total bullshit and super dangerous. But this is not about that. This is about some sex positions written allegedly by a woman for you to try if you are dating a woman with loose elbows and a thick neck.

If you are daring, up for a challenge and super flexible, see if you can get yourself into one of these hardcore positions. Bonus points if you remember to stretch first.