Rosscast Episode 298: Aliens Or Zombies?!

In this episode I talk about whether I would rather have to face a zombie or alien apocalypse and then answer a bunch of random personal questions I found online. You may learn something new about me today! Click here for this and previous Rosscast Shows. Also check out me and Cam's blog where I posted a new story she did when she was a wee bairn by clicking here! Enjoy!

What If: Aliens Arrived On Earth?

I was watching an episode of Joe Rogan Questions Everything and the topic was aliens. He went looking for them and wanted to see if they were real or not by talking to various strange ass people. I personally assume that aliens are real. They may not look a damn thing like us but when you know that the universe is infinite its kind of ridiculous to believe that out of all the vastness of space that this funky ass little planet is the only one that has ever created life.

The concept of infinity will drive you insane if you contemplate it long enough (trust me, I've tried and the man you see before you has broken his mind countless times) and the idea that you believe in life on other planets will get you called insane. I hope that there is life somewhere else because of we are it not only is that just plan old sad, its a total waste of space.

I'm not saying that if their is life that I want to meet it. Chances are if they have the ability to come all the way here from wherever they are that Earth would become a gigantic science class for them. Back in the day when there were more stories of alien abductions every story would have the same thing happen. Bright light, taken away, asshole used as a wristband. I don't need that level of stress in my life right now or ever.

Dante Saves You: Alien Edition

We always talk about the plans we have if some aliens attacked. And by “we” I mean me and my lunatic ass friends. Seriously. My friends are deliciously psychotic and I love them for it. The problem most people have is that they apply alien encounter rules across the board and that shit could end with you being a hood ornament. No, not hanging from a Christmas tree in the ghetto. I mean the aliens would be using you as a warning to others to not fuck with them!

To stop this unfortunate act from occurring I have come up with what you should do if you encounter creatures from outer space from different Hollywood films. I hope you read this and take notes. Or, like, bookmark the page so you don’t have to ask me to link you here when the aliens are using you like a Muppet.