Your Fantasy Dinner Will Suck

It always starts with a simple question: If you could invite any three historical figures to dinner, who would you invite?

Obviously, Jesus. Right? Wrong. From jump street you have ruined your dinner. Now, this isn't an attack on religion or anything like that. But inviting Jesus to dinner is like bringing your mother to the strip club. Again. We all know how that ended last time.

Why would you bring the one person that knows everything about you? I'm not talking about where you work and your email passwords. I'm talking about everything. Shit that you talk to no one about. He's sitting at a dinner table with you and some other nerds you brought.

Besides Jesus people tend to add someone that they believe made some form of historical impact. If you're Black its likely Martin Luther King Jr. and if you're White its likely Martin Luther King Jr. because you don't wanna seem racist. Jesus and I both know how you think. Ya racist.

Buffalo Bill Vs Bane Rap Battle

So I made Buffalo Bill rap against Bane and this is the result. Slap an image, load it on Youtube, and there ya go.

Rosscast Episode 296: I Knew You Were Trouble

In this episode I talk about my low sense of self, a drunk girl mistaken a cheeseburger for a shoe (the least of her problems this night), chivalry being dead, and a Missed Connections as read by Bane, Pretty Ricky, and Buffalo Bill. Click here to download this and previous Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 286: Pizza Party!

In this episode I talk about a man assaulting a woman with pizza, I play my very first Rosscast, We Going To Hell with an old ass lady selling drugs, Only In Florida with a mother biting her daughters breast, and Miss Connections with Bane from Dark Knight Rises. Click here for this and previous Rosscast Shows!