Dante Bitches About Cosmo 7 Things (Real) Guys Want During Sex

I love looking at Cosmo online just because it gives me a glimpse into a part of the world that I'm not a part of meaning the world where people attempt to have relationships with other individuals in a sexual nature. I saw this post called 7 Things (Real) Guys Want During Sex and laughed because they added the “Real” part because I always accuse this site of either being written by gay men that hate women or someone just making shit up. This is supposed to be for chicks to read but whatever. Guys don't read my blog so here ya go, ladies. This is what they wrote with my comments as well.

“We know what women want (one word: Gosling), but what is your man dying for during sex, but is too shy to communicate? We asked real men what they secretly want girls to do in the sack...”

SUCK IT UP

“Easy. More blow jobs.” -Mike S.

This guy is straight to the point. I've written before about the trouble with asking for a blowjob and how there seems to be no polite way to ask for one. You just sit there and hope it happens or play your own sexual version of Press Your Luck. No Whammy! I can't think of a guy running around turning down blowjobs unless they keep getting bad ones.