Towards the end of the year I started seeing all these blogs and articles pop up telling men how to be men. Most of them were written by women which isn't surprising at all. You tend to hear the term “Be a man!” being tossed around and when you stop and look at the woman saying it, chances are its a very unhappy woman. Think about that for a second. There is not a strong, happy, or smart woman that will ever say those three words out loud. And in case you're wondering, there will be tons of generalizations made in this.
You may be asking yourself “Dante,
how do you keep your legs looking so sexy?” or “Dante, what
qualifies you to talk about how to be a man?”One, I walk
everywhere. And two, I have a penis. Seriously. I do. It actually
exists. Something I will never do is tell a woman to be a woman. Know
why? Because I don't like getting slapped.
The lists telling men how to be men
tend to be about how men need to treat women or how men need to
dress. Or they are made by women who have a habit of dating bitch ass
dudes who were raised by bitch ass father's or the women themselves
had bitch ass father's that treated them badly so all they do is find
these guys, date them (or Cthulhu forbid have kids with them!), and
then think that all guys are like that. These women come at guys with
preemptive strikes against them and their manhood. I have taken hits
for men I've never even met as a boyfriend and that shit is never
cool.
