My brother brought it to my attention that kids nowadays are even bigger pussies than I thought. Yeah. I'm talking to you, Erik with a K. You wuss. There are reports that kids are ending up in the hospital because of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. New Mexico, Illinois, and even fucking California schools are trying to ban what is one of the best snacks ever created. Why? Because they say it lacks nutritional value. Love doesn't either! You gonna try and ban that, too?!
They (meaning ze Nazis) say that this
delicious treat that likely tastes the same as God's fingertips also
creates a response in your brain box similar to illicit substances.
Um, and this is being banned why?! The reason why kids are running to
the hospital is because they are eating so many of these things that
their shit is turning red and they think that they are shitting
blood.
