Preschool stinks. I know some
of you went there or have kids that did or will be. But to me it was
a strange place that removed children from spending more time with
their parents like they should. This is coming from someone that does
not plan on having kids ever and every woman I did (all two of them)
didn't pan out. So this is the thoughts of someone that is childless
and used to be a human of preschool age which means I am just the
person to talk about this shit. In this Five Things I Learned Before
Elementary School I'll discuss what pertains to me because this is my
blog. Get your own blog, you loser. Oh, and I will be covering the rest of school as well.
School Doesn't Sound Fun
When my brothers and cousins would get
home from school they never looked like they had a good time. Well,
the bad ones did because bad kids tend to enjoy school more than good
ones. I would never hear stories about the fun things they learned in
class or about a teacher that made them feel good. I'd just hear
about how they wished they were doing what I was: staying home all
day watching TV.
