Five Things I Learned Not To Ask A Woman

We as men get curious. When we like a girl or date them there are certain questions that we ask that we really shouldn’t. Every one of these were asked by me at some point with regretful consequences. Looking back I wonder why in the hell I asked them. I didn’t need to know the answer. Better yet, I wish I had never asked as soon as the words left my lips. Not everything needs to be known!

This is a list of five things I learned to never ask a woman with the help of Taylor Swift aka Taydolf Switler. If you’re dating a girl and feel like asking any of these questions stop, re-read this, and figure out what you’re gonna have for dinner. There is nothing like laying in bed next to someone and just before they kiss you goodnight imagining 37 dicks in her mouth. For anyone thinking “Dante, you need to grow up!” allow me to introduce myself since we must’ve just met this moment.