Earlier this year I decided to go on
OkCupid. You all know what that is. Its the dating site you use when
you're too cheap to pay for Match.com and don't want to just fuck
random people using Tinder or one of those hundred other fuck apps
that are out there. I tried it after striking out in the love
department. I started writing out my profile and answering hundreds
of questions and came to the conclusion that online dating is so not
for me. If you saw the women that they thought matched well with me
based on percentages you'd laugh in my stupid, single face.
In this Five Things I Learned Using
OkCupid I'll talk about what I...learned. I guess. I pretty much
learned things like I am extremely judgmental quickly based on photos
and that the internet thinks that women with nose piercings
surrounded by cats are exactly what I want in my life. I also forget
I have an account until I check my spam and get a laugh out of the
whole thing or see how strange of a profile picture I can make and
still have people visit me.
