Showing posts with label Florida teen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Florida teen. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Dig Ol' Bick

The ladies love a big dick. A huge honking hog between a man's legs is what every man wants to have. So why would a Florida teen decided to get a penis reduction? Well, it may have to do with the fact that he was walking around with a damned football in between his legs. This unnamed teen that most people probably know as the kid that walks funny and all the sluts hit on went to the doctor because his junk was too big for sex. Chances are if your dick is 10 inches around no girl can take that and if she can you don't want to have sex with that girl. Now to give you an example of how big 10 inches around is, a soda can is 8.1875 inches around. That means you take a soda can and add about two more inches and you are looking at what he has to deal with or what you have to deal with depending on how freaky you are.

It was 10 inches around and 7 inches long and the doctor that treated the teen, Rafael Carrion, said “ It sounds like a man's dream a tremendously inflated phallus but unfortunately, although it was a generous length, its girth was just massive, especially around the middle.” I'm sure that having sex with him would feel like giving reverse birth. Yeah. Get that visual outta your head.