The ladies love a big dick. A huge honking hog between a man's legs is what every man wants to have. So why would a Florida teen decided to get a penis reduction? Well, it may have to do with the fact that he was walking around with a damned football in between his legs. This unnamed teen that most people probably know as the kid that walks funny and all the sluts hit on went to the doctor because his junk was too big for sex. Chances are if your dick is 10 inches around no girl can take that and if she can you don't want to have sex with that girl. Now to give you an example of how big 10 inches around is, a soda can is 8.1875 inches around. That means you take a soda can and add about two more inches and you are looking at what he has to deal with or what you have to deal with depending on how freaky you are.
It was 10 inches around and 7 inches long and the doctor that treated the teen, Rafael Carrion, said “ It sounds like a man's dream a tremendously inflated phallus but unfortunately, although it was a generous length, its girth was just massive, especially around the middle.” I'm sure that having sex with him would feel like giving reverse birth. Yeah. Get that visual outta your head.
The teen said that besides being able to have the sex with anyone he could also not play sports. “There comes a time in every urologist's career that a patient makes a request so rare and impossible to comprehend that all training breaks down and leaves the physician speechless.” The teen has a history of sickle cell disease so we can now safely assume he's Black. He also had three instances of priapism which is when your dick won't go soft. It happens with some sex pills and you're supposed to go to a doctor and have it drained when that happens. Over time this is what made him penis take on the unusual shape you can see in the image I provided. I love that they added an arrow as if you'd miss it. Ever. “Oh. That's the massive dick I was looking for. Why, thank you for the arrow otherwise I wouldn't have been able to spot that huge dick!”
Doctors were able to make his dick look more normal which is good for everyone involved. Its funny but I assume that chicks want a guy with a huge hog but when talking to them they have told me horror stories of guys with an extra leg and turned them down. I've also heard tales of guys with very small ones which lead to my theory that guys with small dicks are more likely to show a chick than one with a scary big one.