Future Fail: How Come I Ain't Got A Space Shuttle?!

You know why Balok is laughing? Because its 2012 and we ain’t got no flying cars. Seriously, that is some depressing ass shit right there. By this point I should be all futurized. I know someone is saying “You don’t even want a cell phone so how can you complain?!” to which I’ll reply “Shut your hole, Susie! Men are talking!”

Plus, how you don’t know that the fact that technology wise we aren’t where we were promised we would be hasn’t scarred me? Maybe I don’t trust it since it lied to me in the form of movies and television and magazines. Right now all’s we have are monkey ass space shuttles that look like a nuclear bomb is going off when they launch.

Future Fail: How Come I Ain't Got A Laser Gun?!

It’s 2012. I know. It really is shocking. Especially considering the fact that as I look around my apartment I don’t see a single goddamn laser gun laying around. Anywhere. If the 5 year old version of myself knew this he would cry his ass off knowing that I currently live in a world where laser guns aren’t the number one form of protection against robots.

How did this happen? For years we’ve had films where it was like “Hey. it’s the future and someone is attacking us. Likely robots. Let’s get our laser guns and fight them since they wipe their asses with bullets.”